"Oh God...did you eat all this acid?"

[goodboy]

That's right...MUSIC!

[Zuni]

1. There was a guy in my neighborhood who ate too much acid

and his head looked like a pumpkin

[goodboy]

2. there's a guy who ate some and thought he was an orange, and tried

to peel himself.

on edit: I know that's an urban legend

[goodboy]

3. You better pray to God there's some thorazine in that bag or you're

in big fucking trouble.

[goodboy]

4. Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full

of what looked like huge bats, all
swooping and screeching and diving
around the car...

[Zuni]

5. Now I want to re-read that book

That is one of the greatest works of American literature, ever

[goodboy]

8. Absolutely.

[goodboy]

6. We had two bags of grass,

We had two bags of grass, seventy-
five pellets of mescaline, five
sheets of high powered blotter
acid, a salt shaker half full of
cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-
colored uppers, downers, screamers,
laughers... Also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of beer, a
pint of raw ether and two dozen
amyls.


[MnFats]

22. I always loved what HST said about Nixon:

"His body should have been burned in a trash barrel."

damn! what an image!

[goodboy]

24. He says he still judges people based on how they voted in '60

[HEyHEY]

7. hope you're not busy for about a month!

[goodboy]

9. Not that we needed all that for the trip,

but once you get locked into
a serious drug collection, the
tendency is to push it as far as
you can.

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. We need to get some golf shoes, or we''ll never get out of here.

[goodboy]

12. no footing at all

[goodboy]

11. I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo...

And somebody
was giving booze to these goddamn
things! It won't be long before
they tear us to shreds!

[goodboy]

13. Ah....Devil Ether:

It makes you
behave like the village drunkard in
some early Irish novel... total
loss of all basic motor skills;
blurred vision, no balance, numb
tongue --
(throws away kleenex)
The mind recoils in horror, unable
to communicate with the spinal
column. Which is interesting,
because you can actually watch
yourself behaving in this terrible
way, but you can't control it.

[Spider Jerusalem]

16. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved

than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

[goodboy]

18. NICE! I wish more people would post things like that in this thread!

[Worst Username Ever]

14. True story, because I was there.

I ran with a not-so-good crowd towards the end of high school and at the beginning of college. There was a poker game at this guy's house, a total druggie/dealer. A friend of my good buddy. He undoubtedly is probably part of some meth ring by now. Anyway he had a BIG eye-dropper of acid that he intended to distribute via sugar cubes (my understanding is that the acid is disolved in everclear, and the dropped on sugar cubes and then the everclear evaporates away). Considering the size of this bottle, at 5 bucks a hit, it was probably 20K in acid. Well he was braggin about it and set it on the table, but did not secure the top correctly. Someone got angry about a poker hand or whatever and flailed their arm out... and knocked the whole damn bottle onto this other guy... all over him, soaked in his shirt, his pants, everything. He just sat there stunned, backed his chair out, and went running for the shower. He was MESSED UP and they ended up taking him to the hospital. That is where the story ends, I have no idea what happened to him after that since he was kind of an aquaintance of an aquaintance (not the guy I would imagine any sane person would want around when bragging about some huge vial of acid).

On another note, this is the same crowd that I guess later (when I had left the group) had somehow come accross a duffel bag of guns. They wanted to sell them, so the set the duffel bag out and a fence came by to check them out. The fence pulls his own gun, and takes the whole duffel bag. Christ, right out of a movie, these guys. Glad I got out before they dragged me down with them.

[goodboy]

15. WOW...

thank god you got out when you did...tell me, was this a small town?

also, post your favorite line from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for me please.

[Worst Username Ever]

19. You already quoted it in post 6, but I'll add:

Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Did you say something?

Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.

No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough



I don't feel bad telling that story since I had nothing to do with any of the shit they got themselves into, but it is still pretty amazing. This is a relatively big city.

[goodboy]

20. that's crazy. Kids in my small town

got caught up in stupid bullshit like that mostly because there was nothing else to do.

[goodboy]

17. A drug person can learn to cope with things like

seeing their dead
grandmother crawling up their leg
with a knife in her teeth but,
nobody should be asked to handle
this trip.

[slutticus]

21. "You can turn your back on a person..."

but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."




I love that movie!

[goodboy]

23. but what kind of addict would need

all these coconut husks and crushed
honeydew rinds? Would the presence
of junkies account for all these
uneaten french fries? These
puddles of glazed ketchup on the
bureau? Maybe so, but then why all
this booze? And these crude
pornographic photos smeared with
mustard that had dried to a hard
yellow crust...

[tonekat]

25. This is what the whole world would be doing on Sat night

if the Nazis had won the war.

My copy is still packed in a box somewhere since the renovation began in the summer. You can get high just reading that book. Come to think of it, it's more fun to actually get high while reading the book! :)

[goodboy]

27. This was the 6th reich....cool~

[nickgutierrez]

26. "Dammit, Rumsfeld! I wanted some of that!" - George Dubya

"I don't know if we have any more, George, but it's a known unknown, or one of those things that we know we don't know. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!"

[mdmc]

28. no amount of slep is gonna help me.

:kick:

[solinvictus]

29. "Buy the ticket..take the ride..."

That's one of the best movie adaptations ever.

[goodboy]

30. The possibility of physical and

mental collapse is very real... No
sympathy for the devil; keep that
in mind.

[davsand]

31. As your attorney...

...I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.

One of my favorite books of all time, and a movie I enjoyed a LOT.


Laura

[goodboy]

32. That stuff got right on top of you didn't it? You took too much...