So, I'm standing at the bus stop today...

[dolo amber]

removing my undies from my crack. A lovely young man standing behind me says, "Excuse me hon, but you can totally see your black underwear through your pants." :o

:D

This post could also be titled "Reason #482,290 why I love gay men." (Cos you KNOW none of you straights woulda helped a sista out. :P)

[Blue-Jay]

1. I would've taken a picture.

[Elidor]

2. I would have assumed the underwear being visible was intentional

Just because this is you we're talking about, after all. Who wears black underwear and DOESN'T want the whole world to know it???

I would also have asked you to please not pick your crack in public.

[dolo amber]

8. Hey!

:P

And the crack-picking was not optional, unfortuanately. x(

[Richardo]

13. That is one hilarious sig line, Hardhead.

Does arwalden know what the Gay Stars Duck does on his time off?

:D

[sundog]

3. haha

thanks fo da laugh :7

[Texasgal]

4. Damn crack!

Doncha just hate that? :)

[terrya]

5. Well, there you go! We aim to always be helpful...

We're helpful..and very nice about it. :-)

:hi:

T

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Why did you have undies in your crack? I try to keep my crack clean

of underwear, fruit, or other contaminents.

And how odd that, while you are pulling underwear out of your container, a gay man would comment on the other underwear - the ones you were wearing - at the same time.

Bizarre.

And how much crack do you carry around that you can fit a pair of underwear into it?! Slow down there, cowboy!!

[dolo amber]

9. Trust me honey

It's a large, economy-sized crack...where do you think the children sit on long road trips?

:7

[fit4life]

7. I'm straight, but I'm a REAL gentleman.

I would have offered to help get the underwear out of your crack for you. lol ;)

[dolo amber]

10. Which, while being a nice gesture

and all (I think, anyway...) wouldn't have helped me be not mortified by my fashion faux-pas one little bit, now would it? :P

;)

[tigereye]

16. But Amber, you aren't supposed to wearing light -colored pants

in winter!

the fashion police

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Were you suckin' on a lollipop?

One you get pumpin', it's hard to make a hottie stop! :D

[peekaloo]

12. Should have gasped and told him your drawers weren't black when

you put them on this a.m.

for giggles.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I'll post something clever when I return from my cold shower.

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

15. How did you stuff your undies into the bowl of the pipe?