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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:01 PM
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Let's all focus our chi and realign one of Arwalden's chakra stones
and quantum ionize another one.

But shhhhhhh.... don't tell him which ones we're doing it to, and don't tell him we're doing it!

HA HA HA HA!!

He'll be stuck for days trying to figure it out, like finding the burned out bulb in those old Christmas light sets, as he constantly re-feng shuis his home tryng to figure out why his auras are transmuting into the wrong astral molecularization and why his water has become non-hexagonal.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:03 PM
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1. I've heard that passing a chakra stone is very painful
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:12 PM
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5. OMG! I didn't see that graphic before -
HILARIOUS!!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:13 PM
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6. You knew Sponge Bob came out recently, right?
Hehe. Thanks.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 10:05 PM
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10. That is FUNNY!!!!!
:toast:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:05 PM
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2. Just don't focus on his benwa balls


madness lies down that path.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:07 PM
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3. I am going into Tashi Station
Picking up some chi microconverters and quantum hexagonal Jawa juice.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:11 PM
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4. You can go play with your friends when your yoga and colonics are done
Edited on Thu Feb-03-05 09:11 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Just have those pyramids set up by mid-day, or there'll be hell to pay.
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:14 PM
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7. Mmm, yes. I'll sure to clear a path in his chemtrails with my snakeoil...
and resymmetrize his crystal harmonics with a big, fat placebo.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:27 PM
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8. But that'll delay his ascension.
Thus ruining many of his latest crop circles.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:32 PM
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9. It is karma dude
in his past life he was Genghis Khan. All karma
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 10:06 PM
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11. Grrrrrrooooooow Treeeeeeeeeeeees
just a little something between arwalden and myself... maybe the energy behind the joke will do the trick...
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 10:23 PM
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12. I'll bring the crystals
Does he like Crystal Light or crystal meth? :shrug:
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