Dusty Baker and Mike Ditka against the entire NFL and MLB

[The Lone Liberal]

Who would win? By how many points?

What if it included the heavenly host? The entire NFL and MLB, plus the heavenly host?

Anyone want some ribs or sausage?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I don't understand the parameters of the contest

Nor which game would actually be played. Will the NFL and MLB form one team against a team of Ditka and Dusty (whoever he is) to play what - football? Baseball? Something neutral, like Hockey?

How often does the NFL/MLB team get to refresh the players?

Do the MLB guys to get to use their bats even if they're playing football? Can the NFL guys tackle, even if they're playing football?

I wish I knew what the hell you are talking about.

And I'll take two sausagesssss and two beersssss pleassssse.

[anti_shrub]

3. Dik-a 72, the rest of the NFL/MLB 0

I was watching my "Best of Chris Farley" DVD, which has the skit where Da Bears fans were cheering the Bulls on during their run in the NBA and I was thinking they need to bring the guys back (minus Farley, of course) for a Cubs skit.

They can do the good luck hula dance too.

*puts on coconut bra and grass skirt*

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS

[democracyindanger]

2. I can only speak on Ditka

But I'd say Ditka, 494; NFL, -1

[kanrok]

4. Gawd

As a White Sox fan I feel like the blond "debutante" from "Officer and a Gentleman" right now. Let me explain. Remember the last scene in that movie, when Richard Gere goes to the paper mill to "rescue" Debra Winger? He picks her up and carts her off, and the blonde babe cries then reluctantly and simultaneously claps her hands? Argggghhhhhh! I know how she feels!

[madrchsod]

5. ya it sucks

to be a white sox fan..you know next year maybe worse. who in the hell is going to run the team?

[Catch22Dem]

6. Ditka "tree fiddy two" to nuthin'

Da Bears

[HEyHEY]

7. Well, I tink considering dat da bears, aaaand da cubs would be

der opponents too.... I'm gonna give Ditka-baker 190 - both leagues --- 20.

[JackDragna]

8. Neither.

George Steinbrenner would buy the rights to the contest, then cancel it out of spite.

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Thanks but no thanks on the ribs or sausage.

It is time for breakfast.