No, last night *I* had the strangest dream...

[LoZoccolo]

The Beatles were all still alive, and they were presenting a Grammy for Oasis and cheering and hugging them. Terence Trent D'Arby got so hyped that he ran on the stage and also gave them a hug.

[DS1]

1. In my version the remaining member of Milli Vanilli also ran on stage

and blew everyone up, thinking that the Beatles were an unfortunate but necessary sacrifice, just so long as those talentless Oasis scumfucks were decidedly obliterated, showering the audience with blood and bite-sized chips of bone.

No, really, I want them killed.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I'm sure if Oasis was blown up....

The crowd would be showered with more eyebrow hair than either blood or bone.

[DS1]

5. Good point.

Hopefully they'll be handing out 55 gallon sized garbage bags at the front door, so the audience can pretend they're at a Gallagher show, while getting Gallaghered

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Tragically....

Whereas LoZoccolo is clearly (Christ, I hope) beating a joke horse that's been dead for the past week; I share cramped quarters with someone who actually likes Oasis.

Do you have a sledgehammer I could borrow?

[DS1]

7. I suggest nailing the CDs to a wall, then burning the house down.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. There are no CDs!

Everything is "virtual!" :cry:

[LoZoccolo]

9. If they are pirating Oasis mp3s, then they really don't like Oasis.

The only "virtual" Oasis I have is one song I bought from iTunes. The rest is on CD, though I do have them ripped into my iPod.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I honestly think I had the strangest dream.

I was showing off a kid that I had supposedly had to my dad's family, two of which were dead and there. We live in Oklahoma, and all of this took place in Washington D.C. Then there was the kid. He was of normal size for an 8 month old one minute. Then he had gotten cold and SHRUNK DOWN TO THE SIZE OF A (insert small thing that can fit in the palm of your hand here)! I couldn't get him back no matter what I did. It was so creepy. See? I had the weirdest dream.
Duckie

[Brewman_Jax]

3. Last night, I had a CRAZY dream

about a chick in a black bikini
oh, she looked so good, she couldn't be real
so she must be a magic genie
But then she disappeared around a corner
All I saw were three doors and the top of her bikini
I made it through the first door there was a party going on
I asked about the chick but what they said was this...


:puffpiece: :headbang: