I wanna introduce a friend of mine - she's gonna post as me

[JimmyJazz]

for just a bit - be nice, okay -- I'm not kidding, either! I will not be posting in this thread. Say hi!

[Longgrain]

1. I don't buy it at all!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

3. nm wanna make him look foolish

[JimmyJazz]

23. make who look foolish

i'm a virgin here...who is nm?

[JimmyJazz]

4. hey artist

she wasn't kidding.....i'm really not her. i'm actually her friend....just checking out the site and sounds. wanna chat?

[Longgrain]

11. All right I'll believe ya...

Tell me something then, is Jimmy as cute in real life as she is in her photograph? :)

[JimmyJazz]

20. well yeah!

and so am i!

[Longgrain]

Well then can we see a photo of you

or at least get a description of what you look like...If Jimmy told you anything about me at all, then you would know by now, I'm a Photog Pimp...

[JimmyJazz]

28. no photos please

no means. although she just informed me she has a digital. i'm a word pimp - describe you first

[Longgrain]

37. I can link you some of my photos if you like

I'm not too shy about showing them as everyone around here knows by now...;-)

[JimmyJazz]

40. Hey - Vanity boy- guess who??? show em if ya got em!

:7

[Longgrain]

43. Okay, but I'm not posting them here...

Everyone's sick of seeing them as it is.

These are still on display in the Photography Group.

Here my classic black and white that started the explosion of Longgrain all over DU...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=280x233

Here's my playful side...for some reason everyone said I looked like Axl Rose in this photo...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=280x1086#1108

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

45. well well well

axl i would compare you to - the playful one. other = artist. definitely. so ....since no photos available....whatcha wanna know? virgin, remember?

[Longgrain]

48. Sorry, don't mean to be pushy...

And I'm sorry If I'm still suspicious of who you really are, this has sort of been alternate personality week here on DU. A lot of us haven't been ourselves lately, sometimes even crossing Gender lines (ask Veronica about that one).

But if you're on the up and up, HI and welcome to DU. :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

53. hahaha Veronica, who that?

;)

[Longgrain]

70. Ask Petronella...

maybe she'll overcome her shyness and show her face again...

[JohnKleeb]

73. Yeah Yeah

[JimmyJazz]

55. no worries

suspicion is part of who we are these days, right? but I'm really (and truly) not JJ but am her friend and interested in the friends here......alternate personality? hmmm.....sounds fun!!!! great site!

[notadmblnd]

2. hi

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

5. : )

hi all y'all

[JohnKleeb]

6. hi

[JimmyJazz]

10. hi john

she told me your name is john.....but she called you kleeb. very confusing.

[JohnKleeb]

13. Everyone calls me Kleeb

Nah its not confusing at all. John is well my first.

[JimmyJazz]

19. ?

it is?

[JohnKleeb]

22. Kleeb is my last name

[Swede]

7. Hi J.J.'s friend.

You gonna sign up?

[JimmyJazz]

12. dunno

if your nice

[Beer Snob-50]

8. hello friend of jimmyjazz

[JimmyJazz]

17. hi pirate

looks at 50.....are you like, patch on eye kinda pirate?

[Beer Snob-50]

27. I am!

pillage, blunder, the whole nine yards. Of course in a very progressive kind of way.

[JimmyJazz]

31. wow

shiver me timbers

[Wickerman]

9. lol

these things never turn out well. Someone pass the popcorn!
:beer:

[JimmyJazz]

14. :

i don't share....

[Wickerman]

30. meanie

:argh:

Welcome to DU, hope you enjoy it enough to stay and sign on as yerself.

[Blue-Jay]

15. MPD?

[JimmyJazz]

16. mpd?

whazzat?

[JohnKleeb]

21. Multiple Personality Disorder

known as in more recent years, DID or Dissosiative Identity Disorder. It basically has a person acting out more than one personality, its hard to explain really.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Nah this isnt MPD

if it were MPD, they would go back and forth, I think a good many people may think I am either crazy or have it.

[JimmyJazz]

24. def not mpd

as i'm sitting next to her right now....we both share the same wine, though. does that count?

[JohnKleeb]

26. nope

You ever see the original Psycho? in a way Norman Bates has MPD because he is convinced that he is Mother.

[Taxloss]

25. Seems a bit convenient.

It's not exactly difficult to set up a new account.

[JimmyJazz]

29. no its not

but i'm not yet interested.....just testing the waters, as it were.

[Taxloss]

32. OK, well hello then.

DU is great.

[JimmyJazz]

35. well...

considering the sign up....can't do from jj's computer. and i'm used to IM speak...short sentences. help me!

[Taxloss]

39. Um....

DU good. You welcome. Hello you. Me Brit. Me welcome you.

[JimmyJazz]

41. hello brit

i hear i was busted on for my short sentence structures. {stop} my humblest of apologiest for my transgression{stop} ....will you forgive? ps: am also dealing w/ a sticky keyboard...eyebrows raised on THAT one, right?

[Taxloss]

51. No apologies needed.

But I'll happily do the whole Roger Moore raised-eyebrow thing if you like. Sentence length is not a peer-group issue here, don't worry. They can be as long or as short as you like.

[JimmyJazz]

54. i'm fascinated by brits....

and i'm told to ask if your my boo (sp?) so ....after that answer...from where do you hail, brit?

[Taxloss]

56. Um ... I'm your boo. Spelling, I have no idea.

I live in London, England.

[JimmyJazz]

59. your her boo...no idea on spelling

but i'm her friend. so....do you type w/an accent and when do i get my own boo? (boh? boi? beau?)

[Taxloss]

62. Boos are issued with the 1000+ tag.

Yes, I type with an accent. You might be able to detect an air of WASP poshness.

[JimmyJazz]

74. Hey! You'd better be *my* boo and I've got the 1000+ price

tag - so what accent do you have? East end, Nottinghill? :shrug:

[Taxloss]

76. I have an Oxford accent.

It's like Kensington, but a bit posher. It sounds very posh.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Hi friend of Mizz Jazz.

How be you? :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

34. hi rev acts

i'm told u da bomb ....so true?

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Well, if Mizz Jazz said so, it must be true right?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

38. s'right

so...whats goin on? whats the deal w/this forum? i'm new, remember? i get some insight from jj...gimme the other side.

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. It's very imformative.... with the exception of that being the lounge.

The lounge is just plain goofy. There are lots of fun people, and lots of smart people.

Sometimes they're fights, mostly that's all in GD, but sometime it spills over a little bit. Don't let that scare you though, in times like that you just got to sit back, relax, and get some...


Anything else do you want to know? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

57. you do lounge dares????

thats what JJ told me!! something about white font...dunno. anyway - this is all pretty interesting. i have done IM chat rooms for awhile...really fast. thus my fast language right now. (got busted by the brit already). forgive.

what to know? hmmm....who to avoid, maybe?

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Well.....

Who to avoid? That depends, some people would say to avoid JJ.

I'm easy going, I'm not the person to ask about to avoid. Sowwy.

[JohnKleeb]

64. I would be apt to ask for that but I am a GD exile

Yeah you are easy going, you don't get yourself in fights ilke I do.

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. lol. I could. Believe me, I could.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

66. No doubt but its best you don't

You get really pissed off at people if you spend too much time there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. I know. haha

I belong to an MSN group. There are a couple of southern evangelical types, they're really sweet people, just totally misinformed and unwilling to let me inform them. I tired though, I think made them think at least. :)

[Longgrain]

68. Jeez you two have already Hijacked this thread!

Go Hijack another and let Jimmy's friend do the talking...:P

[JohnKleeb]

69. oh please

and we're doing her friend a favor by keeping it kicked. You know I learned how to threadjack from the best, and I miss her :cry:.

[kittycat1164]

42. evenin JimmyJazz's friend!

Welcome, have a drink at the bar!

[JimmyJazz]

44. hi kc

already got my request at mr scorpio's bar....and jj has to fix her sticky keyboard~~~

[kittycat1164]

46. give her this too

this will help with clean-up.

http://screenclean.j1media.com/lick.html

[JimmyJazz]

50. lol!!

thats awesome!!! must save ....course, must sign up on DU first.

[RagingInMiami]

47. So what is your friend's name, JJ?

And describe her to me

[JimmyJazz]

49. It's Me, JJ: If I described her too you, you would be aclimating yourself

to the weather we have here in the north! Yanumsen? I've filled out my application and am awaiting my toaster oven - so step aside! There is no room for you here.....WAAAAIIITTTT - Maybe there is....I may have spoken too soon...Don't get my thread locked! :*

[GOPisEvil]

58. Hi friend of Miss Jimmy!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

60. hi david

i have no idea your name is david...but jj (damn stuck keyboard) told me. how be yoU?

[GOPisEvil]

61. I be good.

So you know my name...do I get to know yours?

[JimmyJazz]

71. Her name is Kim - she'll be signing on! I'm back - btw

:7 did you miss me?

[GOPisEvil]

72. Oh but of course I missed you!

:7

It was nice meeting Kim, but I'm glad you're back.

[JimmyJazz]

75. Thanks pumpkin! That really was not me - but I'm sure you could

tell. :)