Did you know that my bar is open?

[MrScorpio]

Sure you did.

[JimmyJazz]

1. *gasp* *parched* *help* please, sir

:loveya:

[kittycat1164]

3. heh! you said this place was closed!

wanted the bar to yourself did ya?

[JimmyJazz]

6. Renovations were completed sooner than anticipated.....

Enjoy the libations offered by Mr. Scorpio :toast:

[MrScorpio]

8. An oasis on the internets

[JimmyJazz]

12. Gracias - senor el fuego!

:7

[kittycat1164]

2. oh yeehaw! I'm early

mondoro please!

[MrScorpio]

11. Asti, baby

[kittycat1164]

13. ooohhhh hits the spot!

THANK YOU!

[VioletLake]

4. I'm in the mood for a blueberry cocktail.

whaddaya got?

[MrScorpio]

19. Try this puppy

[VioletLake]

Mmmmm, delicious!

(It really does look delicious.:9)

This is already my favorite bar in the world.

[VioletLake]

43. It packs a punch too... starting to feel a little wobbly. ;)

I don't drink often, but I like the way it mixes with my other buzz. :smoke:

[Swede]

5. I'll try a big glass of absinthe.

Should be good.

[Beaverhausen]

9. I'd like some of that too

never had it...isn't it illegal here?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

20. Here's your coma in a bottle

Enjoy

[Beaverhausen]

25. thanks!

:toast:

:boring:

[MikeG]

7. I'll have what Christopher Hitchens is having but slower.

[iconoclastic cat]

10. OH. Thank. God.

[JimmyJazz]

14. my friend would like a

Kendall Jackson - and we'll get her a DU account when she goes home! In the meantime, can you hit her with the good stuff?





Hey! I meant the wine, you perv....:P

[MrScorpio]

22. Drink up, folks

[JimmyJazz]

24. you da man

gracias, dear man. you make a girl happy. ahem.

[TheMightyFavog]

15. I want SAKE!!!!

Warm Sake!!!


Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!

[tigereye]

18. I think you have had enough sake, Mr. Chance

looks like Mr. S has left the building. He must be out getting more libation.

[MrScorpio]

23. Sake it is

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. I want the strongest stuff in the bar.....and make it a double

[MrScorpio]

26. Try this

[Huckebein the Raven]

28. nice

[Cadence]

17. Oh good. I was hoping you were open.

I would like a Pina Colada with an umbrella please. Haven't had one in a while.. they're good right?

[MrScorpio]

29. Oh yes they are

[Cadence]

30. Ahhh thank you kind sir.

:loveya:

[iconoclastic cat]

21. For the love of all things true and good,

let me have a Hardcore cider.

It's...It's...

[MrScorpio]

32. Hard!

[iconoclastic cat]

34. Six! Excellent!

Okay, now I'm off for some reality-based drinking!

Have a good night, DUers!

[charlyvi]

27. A Stoli and Tonic please.

Hey, Mr. Scorpio....how come all the songs on your jukebox are Barry White songs?

[MrScorpio]

35. It plays Led Zep too

[charlyvi]

36. Oh Okay....

Robert Plant AND Barry White---be still my heart!

[NNadir]

31. I would really like some magnificient scotch. What do you recommend?

[MrScorpio]

37. This one gives Scotsmen woodies

[NNadir]

40. I love this stuff. I haven't had it in years. Thanx much. Best

bar tender ever.

[JohnKleeb]

33. ahh hell gimme a bourbon and coke with a fajita dinner please

[MrScorpio]

39. Bourbon and coke with a fajita dinner

Minus the Bourbon

[JohnKleeb]

41. c'mon man Ive had a tough week

With my nana passing away and all. Fine, I'll drink the whiskey at the Irish Wake tommorow then.

[MrScorpio]

47. Don't want to lose my license, kid

Anyways, may the wind be to your back, John

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

[JohnKleeb]

49. I see but thanks for dinner

[GOPisEvil]

38. Dry martini, please.

Bombay Sapphire...just a tiny, wisp of a breath of vermouth...one olive.

Thanks.

[MrScorpio]

42. Here are your vitamins

[GOPisEvil]

46. *sip* Ah yeah...muchas gracias, senor

[UrbScotty]

44. FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!

FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!

[MrScorpio]

48. Lined up and ready to go

[kittycat1164]

45. Excuse me sir, may I make another request?

A juicy fruit please???

[MrScorpio]

50. One juicy fruit

Try it with BONGY, the house bong

[kittycat1164]

51. LOL wasn't what I had in mind,

but it'll do quite nicely thank you!