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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:12 PM
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Anyone know how to reprogram a HAL 9000?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:13 PM
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1. What are you doing, Dave?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:14 PM
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3. TEARING OUT YOUR FRIGGING MEMORY.
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:14 PM
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2. stop that dave
don't do that dave.

Dave.
Dave...



I'm afraid.

I'm....


afraid...
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:14 PM
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4. Start pulling chips
until it sings "Bicycle Built for Two"
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:15 PM
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5. I like that song. Cool.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:17 PM
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6. Hey look! It's Dave!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:23 PM
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11. a.k.a "Star Fetus"
:silly:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:18 PM
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7. Daisy..daisy
Give me your answer true..I'm half crazy...
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:20 PM
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9. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Steve Nash is god 13 Donating Member (353 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:20 PM
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8. nope
whats that? :dem: :yourock:
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:22 PM
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10. Give it a better song to sing that 'Daisy'
That was obviously why HAL became a killer.

They should have taught him Hard Travelin' instead. That would have put him in a better disposition.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:24 PM
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12. Maybe you could burn a new version of the ROM via tape-storage
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 09:25 PM by Anarcho-Socialist
or optical-drive interface. HAL 9000 ROM version1.1 was released with a patch that fixes the bug where HAL used to kill people.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:42 PM
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13. Do it the Beeblebrox way, with an axe!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:43 PM
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14. bootable knoppix CD
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:43 PM
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15. Nah Dave I am just trying to get high right now
Don't mind me :).
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:44 PM
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16. Dave always slows down after a "top ten" routine.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:53 PM
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17. Louisville Slugger
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