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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:02 PM
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I am totally sober - ask me anything. g'head - I double dog dare you!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:03 PM
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1. Sober on a friday night?
OK, my question...What is the square root of 205?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:22 PM
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30. I dunno - I said you could ask me anything. I never said I was
a know-it-all! :P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:03 PM
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2. When was the last time you had a hangover?
Huh? C'mon, fess up.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:05 PM
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6. I already told you -- I don't get hangovers...those are for
amateurs. :P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:07 PM
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12. What, your mamma put vodka in your bottle?
you must have been an amateur at some point in your life.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:04 PM
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3. How many licks does it take to get to the center
of a tootsie-pop?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:06 PM
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11. 8,562.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:08 PM
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17. WOW !!! I thought it was 3......
;-)
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VioletLake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:04 PM
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4. Are you high on life? n/t
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:08 PM
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16. I get by with a little help from my friends:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:04 PM
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5. What the eff is wrong with you?
:wtf:



:P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:06 PM
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7. In 50,000 words or less,
Compare and contrast the military reforms of Roman generals Marius and Diocletian.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:33 PM
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38. How about I dance for you instead?
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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:06 PM
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8. What's the use of getting sober
when ya gotta get drunk again?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:38 PM
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43. I ask myself that same question everyday! Let me know
if you find the answer.
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:06 PM
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9. Ever pound some coffee?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:06 PM
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10. What the hell was that "friend posting as you" thing all about?
hmmmmmm?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:07 PM
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13. As someone who has more than one persona
I think its safe to say that really was her friend, I dunno, could be wrong.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:34 PM
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40. Clearly, that was not me. C'mon - I use full sentences when I post....
and cute smilies, too. :7
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:02 AM
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47. ...but "she" used your popcorn smiley
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:10 PM
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20. It was a friend of mine driving....I swear. I think she's gonna
register, but she isn't happy that, from the get go, skinner likes me best -- I think she would like a crack at him. Yanumsen?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:12 PM
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22. I'd believe it...
...if I thought you had any friends!




wanna fight?
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run junkie Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:39 PM
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44. i was giving it a test run....
so be kind...i'm still wet behind the ears and all.
:)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 05:58 AM
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50. OMG OMG OMG! HEY THERE SWEET CAKES!
Edited on Sat Feb-05-05 05:59 AM by JimmyJazz
Welcome to DU :toast: I went to bed before you put this up!

:bounce: :yourock:

Stick with me! And don't listen to anything GOPisEVIL says about me - it's all true, ya know!
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:08 PM
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14. WWWHHHYYYYYY?????
DAMN YOU ROVE!!!!!!!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:16 PM
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25. You're upset that I'm sober? It happens sometimes, ya know...
btw - it's really not one of those sometimes....just in case you were wondering.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:08 PM
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15. Do you still beat your wife?
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 10:08 PM by Tom Yossarian Joad


(Just kidding, a good repug question)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:21 PM
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29. the question is: "When did you stop beating your wife."
Law school - first year. :crazy:
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:23 PM
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32. LOL... I stand corrected, councilor.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:09 PM
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18. Where is the jade falcon ?
I need it before sunrise
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:10 PM
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19. Soooo... Watcha drinking?
:freak:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:24 PM
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33. Cabo? Oh, wait....I'm not drinking! Is this a trick question????
Dammit - now I'm confused - pass the cabo, wouldja?
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:11 PM
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21. I triple dog dare you. Lick that pole.
nt
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:13 PM
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23. no sex threads!
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:31 PM
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36. A Christmas story. Peter Bilingsly???
nt
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 11:59 PM
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45. I was kidding
Sorry - my sense of humor gets super-sophomoric when I drink.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:13 PM
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24. I have another QUESTION!!!!!!!!!
Should I make anther drink? :shrug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:17 PM
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26. make mine a triple
I'm almost done with this crappy wine.

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:17 PM
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27. Does a chicken poop in the woods? Does a bear have lips?
Jeebus - by all means, drink up! :toast:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:19 PM
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28. Wooohooo!!
Careful though, next thing you know I'll be dancing on the tables! :crazy:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:23 PM
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31. What booze goes well with Nutella?
I really really want some Nutella on crusty bread.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:26 PM
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34. I have no idea? I'm not much of a nutella fan myself.
Put some marshmellow fluff on the table and we can talk, ya know????
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run junkie Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:37 PM
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42. hey hey hey
the virgin phantom friend is on board....s'up???
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:07 AM
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49. I think JimmyJazz disappeared
:shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 06:06 AM
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53. Why do you keep referring to yourself as a
virgin when we both know that isn't true? :silly:


:hi:


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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:26 PM
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35. I don't know, what's Nutella?
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 10:28 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Edit: Wait I do. NEVERMIND! :)

Ummm... I have no idea what would go with that. :(
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:33 PM
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39. Mackeson xxx stout
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 10:34 PM by seriousstan
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:31 PM
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37. Nutella originated in Italy, didn't it?
How about Asti Spumante?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:36 PM
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41. JJ? I'm feeling wild! Will you dare me?!
:D
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:00 AM
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46. Okay, JimmyJazz, did I REALLY ruin it for you when I told you
my Army Class A's don't fit anymore? You never replied. :(


B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 06:01 AM
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51. I'm sorry - You have ruined nothing!
I think I just went to bed is all!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:05 AM
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48. I've had 85.6 beers
Do you prefer cheesecake or hot air balloon rides?

:shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 06:02 AM
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52. Neither - I'm afraid of heights and as for cheesecake....
you might as well just slap it on my hips cause that's where it's headed anyway -I couldn't let you kill my thread :)
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