Life is a Cabaret!

[RevolutionaryActs]

What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
Time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Come taste the wine,
Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting

No use permitting
some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret!

I used to have a girlfriend
known as Elsie
With whom I shared
Four sordid rooms in Chelsea

She wasn't what you'd call
A blushing flower...
As a matter of fact
She rented by the hour.

The day she died the neighbors
came to snicker:
"Well, thats what comes
from to much pills and liquor."

But when I saw her laid out like a Queen
She was the happiest...corpse...
I'd ever seen.

I think of Elsie to this very day.
I'd remember how'd she turn to me and say:
"What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret."

And as for me,
I made up my mind back in Chelsea,
When I go, I'm going like Elsie.

Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!

[Jack Rabbit]

1. Life is a cabinet

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. LOL! Don't make fun, that song is stuck in my head.

:)

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Then drink some cabinet

And unstick your mind.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Already got some rum.

:7

[Sporadicus]

4. Even Though I'm a Straight Male

I really like Liza's performance in 'Cabaret.'

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. She's great in that movie.

Although I think that whole movie is great. :7

[Moloch]

7. LOL me too...

I hate musicals... but I know all the words to the Cabaret theme song!
I believe I shall play it now.