What will they find to be outraged about in this year's Super Bowl?

[norml]

Will they find something in the the Pre-Game or Half Time Show to be outraged about? Will something about the singing of the National Anthem give them their target? Will it be someone in the stands who blemishes the Super Bowl this time? Will their wrath be all about Bill Clinton? Will there be any kind of protest made by anyone at the Game? Will their big stink be made about one or more of the Commercials? How about the Players? Will they fight? Will they swear? Will the horror of some Player shaking their butt at the crowd be avoided? Will they seize on something one of the Announcers says, and blow that out of proportion? What will the Right-Wing Media Whores find to be outraged about in this year's Super Bowl?

[Archae]

1. The Philly fans will be pissed off...

When the Patriots clobber them. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I am guessing the Dennis Rodman in the bubble bath commercial

will draw their fire!

[catzies]

19. Now THAT is something I regret not seeing. Damn!

I've always had a soft spot for Dennis.

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. oh, maybe one of the "perverted" players will "scratch" himself

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.
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or SPIT even!!

:shrug:

[norml]

17. Have their been any outrages yet?

I just turned it on, and Michael Douglas is doing a patriotic tribute to WW2 vets.

[driver8]

4. Terrel Owens will take a sharpie out of his sock and sign...

...a cheerleader's naked breast.

[mark414]

5. ha

i thought that was the greatest thing ever, the sharpie

haha man i love that guy, in spite of, or rather BECAUSE of how cocky he is

but he backs it up

[fit4life]

9. That was a great move.

I don't particularly like TO, but I thought that Sharpie stunt was hilarious.

[kcwayne]

6. Paul McCartney will have a backup singer that shakes her booty

and we will need legislation to save the children.

[bbernardini]

7. A Limey being the half-time entertainment at a 'Murican game!

How dare they! Was Toby Keith busy?

[norml]

8. They might go on about how much they hated the Beatles for their message.

They might go on about Paul McCartney being a foreigner, if Britain wasn't part of the "Coalition of the Willing", for now.

[norml]

10. Maybe Paul will say or sing some pro-peace thing.

That will drive them crazy. He should do that.

[catzies]

22. Wouldn't that be great? At the very least I want him to flash a peace sign

Or wear a t-shirt saying "US SIGN THE LANDMINE TREATY"

His Mrs. is keen on that. ;)

Or....bring out Yoko! Yeah, that's IT! And they can sing "Give Peace A Chance" and dedicate to John.

None of that will happen so I'm not turning the TV on.

[mr blur]

11. Very little, according to this:

"Gosh darn it! Super Bowl cleans up":

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1406279,00.html

Good bit:
'As McCartney himself announced on his arrival in Florida: "I don't have a wardrobe to malfunction."'

[norml]

12. Oh, they'll still find something, they've got to.

Gosh darn it! Super Bowl cleans up

Richard Luscombe in Florida
Saturday February 5, 2005
The Guardian

It was a racy show with an eye-popping finale that left viewers spluttering over their half-time popcorn. Now it appears that Janet Jackson's breast-baring antics, which shocked millions during America's biggest sporting jamboree a year ago, have had the unexpected effect of sanitising this year's Super Bowl.
Off the field tomorrow night's American Football showcase in Jacksonville, Florida, will be a pale imitation of its former self as a result of the outrage that greeted the singer's well-publicised "wardrobe malfunction" - and which led to furious debate in Washington over the country's moral direction.

Risque dance moves and naked flesh are out, and the half-time entertainment awaiting more than 800 million television viewers worldwide will be nothing more controversial or pulse-quickening than Paul McCartney tinkling a piano.

In addition, two of America's biggest companies have withdrawn multi-million dollar TV advertising considered too near the knuckle, and uneasy network executives have renamed the pre-game Best Damn Sports Show Period to The Best Darn Super Bowl Road Show Period to avoid causing offence.

snip

[mark414]

13. they changed damn to darn????

what the fuck is wrong with people?

[sakabatou]

14. If the Pats don't win

They'll blame the Eagles for being unpatriotic.

[norml]

15. Could a game between Eagles and Patriots be any more patriotic?

I suppose there is the Army vs. Navy game, but that's non Pro.

[sakabatou]

16. Ah yes...

Maybe they'll have Barney the Dinosaur singing the national anthem and the Teletubbi- oh wait... Seaseme Street doing halftime show.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. I heard they disinvited SpongeBob.

[sakabatou]

23. Yeah

Yellow, asexual sponges scare people.

[Misunderestimator]

18. Maybe Michael Douglas will say something controversial...

I keep waiting.

[ikojo]

21. That the Horst Wessell song was not played

[HEyHEY]

24. A dissapointing finish?

[montana_hazeleyes]

25. Mama barbra bush will

get possessed by the devil and run out on the field and strip nekkid and all of America will go blind.

[norml]

26. No streaking naked Grandma Bush yet.

This has got to be one of the most boring Super Bowls for things other than the Game ever. Watch ad revenues plummet even further next year.