The Cuddly Menace, or lay eggs in secluded field away from predators

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http://www.bitfurnace.com/TheCuddlyMenace/

[Feathered Fish]

1. I thought you were talking about Alien

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2. It's just one of those sites I ran across and thought was totally

bizarre, yet hilarious.

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You cannot imagine my horror, however, when my eyes met pages filled with saccharine, pastel artwork depicting cold-eyed androids that were clearly not of our realm. In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life's most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!

For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise. Read the baby powder scented Final Solution of our enemies from beyond, otherwise known as: The Cuddly Menace

[soup]

3. Whoa. Are you Zogg?

Didn't I just pour you a cup'o tea? (P. 18)

[giant_robot]

4. I, for one, wecome our new alien overlords.

ALL HAIL ZOGG!!!!

[asthmaticeog]

5. Holy shit, that's hilarious.

[giant_robot]

6. This is way too funny to drop off the first page.

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