Dear Abby...

[stopbush]

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.
He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end
of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts
at me saying I am stealing his money. He says pay
the minimum and let our kids worry about the
rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest.
Also, he has been so arrogant and abusive toward
our neighbors that most of them no longer speak
to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom
he has been giving a lot of expensive
gifts,running up our bills even more.
Also, he has become very religious in a big way,
although I don't quite understand it. One week he
hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
who say the Pope is the Antichrist.
And now, he has been going to the gym an awful
lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy
outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that
before anyone can be in the same room with him,
they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any
time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him
for four more years!

[Katidid]

1. Thank you for the chuckle... n/t

:thumbsup: