South Park fans...What's your favorite quote?

[Not_Giving_Up]

A couple of mine....

"Respect my ah-thor-i-tie!"

And...

"I've been munching this carpet for hours, and I still don't feel like a lesbian!"

[Blue-Jay]

1. "I hate you, Kenny."

Comes out of nowhere. Hilarious.

[qnr]

16. heheh yeah

[Heyo]

2. Almost anything by Cartmen...

... my favorite character.

But it's hard to even say that. I love south park. Hard to decide.

Heyo

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. I love him with the V-Chip implanted

ZAP!!!!

Also, "What the hell is wrong with your mom, dude?"

[qnr]

9. I like Ike, and Butters, especially as Professor Chaos

their voices kill me.

[qnr]

3. No kitty! My pot pie!

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Oh man, that made me think of

"No pony! Not like that!!!"

[qnr]

10. heheh n/t

[msanthrope]

6. No Chicken Nuggets!! Bad Kitty!! n/t

[qnr]

13. mhhhhemmmm!

[Zomby Woof]

4. Screw you, Tina Yothers!

I don't know why, but that KILLS me.

[qnr]

21. yeah, that one gets us too.

[YankeyMCC]

7. WWBBD

"What would Brian Boitano do?"

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. OMG, I had that song stuck in my head for days!!!

Uncle Fucker too...Oh, and the one about Kyle's mom being the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

[JAbuchan08]

12. I GOT YOU KINDA! I GOT YOU KINDA!

that was really marklar of you to marklar this marklar.

[qnr]

14. Yes, That's Nice....

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. It's ON

Poor Butters had to relive his horrible dancing incident just beacuse the boys daned back.

[JAbuchan08]

24. Didn't get that reference, was that a recent episode? n/t

n/t

[Not_Giving_Up]

27. From the episode where the kids get "served" by the dance gang

They danced back, and now "it's on". All of the parents, Chef, everyone kept saying "it's on".

[koneko]

15. Cartman's rantings kill me

My two favorites are from the same episode:

Cartman's "No, Starvin' Marvin, that's a Bad Starvin' Marvin!!!"
and
Starvin' Marvin's "Yah, I want da cheezy poofffs"

[JAbuchan08]

18. We found an Ethernopian can we keep him?

I take it back that is absolutely my favorite South Park quote ever!

[qnr]

17. Most anything that doesn't involve Mr. Hankie

[goodboy]

20. "do you see anything Cartmann?" "Yes Kyle...a dead Jew"

[TroubleMan]

22. "That's the melody to Funkytown"

-Towelie

Also, honorable mentions to:

"Taisetsu no mono! Protect my balls"

and

"Back to the pile!"

[truthbetold]

31. I got a Towelie T-shirt...

Found it on the clearance rack at the mall.
It's blue (obviously) front says, "Don't forget to bring a towel..."
And the back is a picture of Towelie.
I love it.

[AndyP]

23. In a redneck tone

"they took R jobs!"

and

"I have no idea what's going on"
Towlie

Just about anything Kenny says is funny, just have to pay really close attention.

[fit4life]

25. Kyle to Cartman:

Shut up fatass!

[pretzel4gore]

26. 'drugs are bad; mara juwanna's bad, m'kay'

the skinny school teacher who the kids laff at, he's the best!

[name not needed]

28. Mr. Mackey?

mmmkay?

[Not_Giving_Up]

29. MMMMMMkay Mr. Mackey

Can you imagine having this guy as your school counselor?

Then again, can imagine having a teacher who wears a puppet on his hand?

[pretzel4gore]

30. yes...that's him.....

btw who stole the bag of pot in that 'drugs are bad m'kay' episode? cartman? kenny?...x(

[purji]

32. Cartman has the best lines

my favorite "screw you guys, I'm going home."
(thanks LOL)

[Not_Giving_Up]

33. You forgot a word there....

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

To be exact.

(Sorry, it was killing me)