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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 07:20 PM
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No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!


RIP, Ossie Davis
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 07:23 PM
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1. Would you like a ding-dong
Edited on Sat Feb-05-05 07:24 PM by Az
{Elvis looks towards JFK's crotch}
JFK: Oh, I don't mean *mine*! I mean a chocolate ding-dong.
{thoughtful}
JFK: Of course mine *would* be chocolate now that I've been dyed.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 07:24 PM
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2. JFK: Would you like a Ding-dong?
Edited on Sat Feb-05-05 07:25 PM by Hardhead

JFK: Oh, I don't mean *mine*! I mean a chocolate ding-dong.
Of course mine *would* be chocolate now that I've been dyed.

Dayyam, Az beat me to it.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 07:32 PM
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4. I believe I am entitled to one Muwahahahaha...
Here goes... Mmmmuwahehehehehehe...doh!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 07:30 PM
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3. Jack wait. Marilyn, how was she?
JFK: That... is classified. Top Secret! But between you and me... Wow!
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