Ladies and Gentlemen: Start your captions!!!!

[CatWoman]

[Richardo]

1. He looks like he posing for Tom Tomorrow...

:wtf:

[CatWoman]

4. OMG!!! Your'e right!!!!

[Richardo]

HA! I was looking for just such an example...

:thumbsup:

[readmylips]

2. I didn't have sex with that....

man Arnold Schwartgroper...

[chiburb]

3. "Are Those The Cats Ashcroft Warned Me About"?

.

[gWbush is Mabus]

5. April...

come on April...
...fall in line April...

[underpants]

6. Now Helen I undertood there would be no math questions

:bounce:

[underpants]

7. If you turn your head and ignore two letters the report says we found WMD

:bounce:

[underpants]

8. Opening page http://www.W'sbrain.com............404 ERROR!

:bounce:

[underpants]

9. See this this tie is blue I don't have any alQaeda ties

Now once we finish going through Saddam's closets we might find that he does.

[tnlefty]

10. Did you hear that? SShhhsh clunk sound. When I tilt my head to the other

side you'll hear it again...Kinda like the balls in a can of spray paint...Not a lot of grey matter in there to slow'em down, see?

[Rainbows]

11. But Daddy ...

But Daddy, General Clark just inserted the tail hook, look my eyes are crossed!

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. i'm sowwy

Ms. Wilson, i wont cut your husbands brake lines again.

[sexybomber]

13. "We cleared that up before I took office."

"And I told you that I didn't do cocaine after 1974. Yes, you can quote me."

[VOX]

14. "Mah flag pin talks tuh me. Jes' listen'...thar, it sez Ahm in charge."

"Uh, ain't I?"

:kick:

[Skittles]

15. his batteries need to be changed

poor thang

[cosmicdot]

16. W: now, give me a chance to warm up here ... I haven't

prezeldented in a number of months now ...