I have a rude cat.

[texas1928]

She is five feet away and 4 feet above my head. I sneezed and she is up there and blinking at me like I sneezed on her. Rude damn cat.

[NYC]

1. She's thinking you were rude

for sneezing.

[Divine Discontent]

2. you're mistaking the blinking for judging

surely, the cat is expressing through her eyes that she is concerned for you (or is merely pondering if you're going to die, and if so, which finger she wants first)


oh, and about the sneeze:

God bless you!

[texas1928]

4. No if I die who will throw her bottle cap for her.

she has to have us to throw her bottle cap. but they are snotty little things. My wife ccan pet them just fine and I pet them they bite me. I tell you I get no respect in this house.

[meow2u3]

3. My cat is also rude

He jumps up on my lap while I'm eating, sticks his face between my food and my face, all but telling me, "If I can't have some of your dinner, you won't be able to eat it either."

[Mikimouse]

5. Hmmmm, I have one like that...

as a matter of fact, when I was eating tonight (made some pan fried noodles and tempura chicken), Pooky did exactly what you describe, but decided to go one step further. He grabbed a small mouthful of the noodles and then hopped off the table with his loot. I offered him some more a bit later, but I guess he didn't really care for the peanut sauce.:hi:

[DemGirl7]

6. I have a rude dog...

he doesn't listen all of the time...plus he burps in your face too.

[texas1928]

7. hey burping is fine

our cats like to get up nnext to your face and then fart. Cat farts are nasty. But let me fart and they think I ruined the world.

[XanaDUer]

8. My cat passes gas and then walks away like nothing

happened.

Poor dog has been yelled at one too many times until we caught on.

[texas1928]

9. My dog growing, you knew when she polluted the air

cause she would jump and turn around to see what that was. Our cats do not have a dog to get blamed, they just make sure I am the target of their fowl emissions. I tell you they hate me.

[sakabatou]

10. No wonder...

she can't even say Guzzunhiet (sp.).

[texas1928]

11. it was not a God Bless you type look and blink

It was a "How Dare you sneeze in my presence" look.