Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale OF CLASSIC TV THEME SONGS!!!!

[CatWoman]

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.

[billyoc]

1. Chico, don't be discouraged,

The Man he ain't so hard to understand.
Chico, if you try now,
I know that you can lend a helping hand.

Because there's good in everyone
And a new day has begun
You can see the morning sun if you try.

And I know, things will be better
Oh yes they will for Chico and the Man
Yes they will for Chico and the Man.

:eyes:

[nuxvomica]

2. The blueist skies you've ever seen are in Seattle

And the hills are the greenest green
In Seattle
Like a beautiful child
Growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter, full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years
In Seattle

(Note: from memory).

[Elidor]

3. There's no need to fear…Underdog is here!

When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes Underdog

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog!

[CatWoman]

6. L-O-Fucking-L!!!!

I love that graphic!!!!!

[merh]

4. Green acres is the place to be

Fine living, that's the life for me.
Land spreading out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give that countryside.

[terrya]

5. Green Acres is the place to be!

Farrrrrrrrm livin' is the life for me!

Land spreadin' out so far and wide

Keep Manhattan and give me that countryside!

New York is vhere I'd rather stay

I get alergic smelling hay

I just adore a penthouse view

Dahling, I love you but give me Park Avenue

The chores!

The stores!

fresh air!

Times Sqvare!

You are my wife!

Goodbye, city life!

Green Acres we are there!

[Bok_Tukalo]

7. Only in my head

Through early morning fog I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless.

It brings on many changes.

And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make,
All our little joys relate,
Without that ever-present hate,
But now I know that it's too late, and...

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.

The only way to win is cheat,
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give my seat,
For that's the only painless feat.

The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in,
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

A brave man once requested me,
to answer questions that are key.
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied 'Oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless.

It brings on many changes.

And I can take or leave it if I please.

...And you can do the same thing if you choose.

[CO Liberal]

8. "My Mother, The Car"

Everybody knows in the second life
We all come back sooner or later.
As anything from a pussycat
To a man-eating alligator.

(car horn)

Well, you all may think my story
Is more fiction than it's fact,
But believe it or not my mother dear
Decided she'd come back -

As a car.
She's my very own guiding star.
A 1928 Porter - that's my mother dear
She helps me through everything I do
And I'm so glad she's here.

(car horn)

My Mother, The Car.
My Mother, The Car.

(I can't believe that after 40 years, I still remember the words to this one....)

[CatWoman]

10. I can't believe it either!!!!!

:D


(I can't believe that after 40 years, I still remember the words to this one....)

[CO Liberal]

47. I Was Twelve When That Show First Aired

And I thought it was hilarious. Six months later when the "Batman" series first aired, I thought that was the greatest TV show ever.

Your perspective changes a bit from age 12 to age 52...

[immoderate]

11. Hard to believe anyone saw that much of.

--IMM

[NC_Nurse]

9. Here I am to save the day!

Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Uh... that's all I remember....:silly:

[immoderate]

12. When there is a wrong to right,

Mighty Mouse will join the fight.
On the sea and on the land,
He has the situation well in hand.

Heh

__IMM

[CatWoman]

15. here ya go!!!

Mr. trouble never hangs around,
When he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got the situation well in hand!

[Ivan Sputnik]

13. Forget about your cares

Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)

Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get
To the junction, Petticoat Junction.

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
Petticoat Junction.

[Parche]

14. themes

Do not attempt to adjust DU/TV
we are controlling transmission
we will control the horizontal
we will control the vertical
for the next hour we will control all that you see and hear
you are about to experience a great adventure
you are about to experience the awe and mystery that
reaches from the inner mind to.....................................
..........THE OUTER LIMITS

[welshTerrier2]

16. Car 54

there's a holdup in the Bronx
Brooklyn's broken out in fights
there a traffic jam in Harlem
that's backed up to Jackson Heights

there a scout troop short a child
Kruschev's due at Idlewild
Car 54 where are you?

[CatWoman]

18. that will always be a favorite

:D

[CO Liberal]

17. Overture - Curtain - Lights -

This is it, the night of nights.
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart....

Overture - curtain - lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights.
And oh, what heights we'll hit...
On with the show, this is it!!

*** Looney Tunes characters march across the stage, in order by height ***

And oh, what heights we'll hit...
On with the show, this is it!!

[hickman1937]

24. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in top hat and tails!

Lorddy, I loved that show.

[NightTrain]

19. Boy, the way Glenn Miller played....

Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!

And you knew who you were then.
Goil were goils, and men were men.
Master, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days!

[ikojo]

20. Here's the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story,
Of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men,
Living all together, but they were all alone-.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch,
The Brady Bunch- the Brady Bunch
That's the way- we became the Brady Bunch.

[CO Liberal]

21. The End of the Civil War Was Near

When quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled
His proud little family group.
While pinning it on, some blood was spilled
And so it was planned, he'd command, F TROOP!!!

Where indian fights are colorful sights
And nobody gets a lickin'
Where paleface and redskin
Both turn chicken!

When shooting and fighting get them down
They know their morale can't droop -
Al long as they all relax in town
Before they resume, with a bang and a boom - F TROOP!!!

[maddiejoan]

23. Kimba

Who lives in the deepest darkest Africa?(Africa)
Who's the one who brought the jungle fame?
Who's the king of animals in Africa?
Kimba the white lion is his name!

 

When we get in trouble and we're in a fight,
Who's the one who just won't turn and run?
Who believes in doing good and doing right?
Kimba the white lion is the one!



Kimba '08

[KittyWampus]

36. KIMBA! Tezuka's Anime Masterpiece Disney Ripped Off Doing Lion King

and Disney plagarized not just the characters, the names and story lines but some actual visual scenes as well.

It was supposed to be a tribute to the father of anime Osamu Tezuka but they couldn't get the rights to it...

Disney is scum.

[blondeatlast]

35. Best. sitcom. Ever. (IMHO). nt

[CatWoman]

37. tie between F-Troop and Get Smart

Top Cat
The most effec-tu-al Top Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Top Cat

Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Top Cat!

[ikojo]

22. Hello, world, hear the song that we're singin'

C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!

[Senator Lamb]

25. Come and knock on our door ...

We've been waiting for you ...
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor...
Take a step that is new ...
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you ...
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!

[ikojo]

26. Here we come

Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
and people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing,
to put anybody down.

We're just trying to be friendly,
Come watch us sing and play.
We're the young generation,
And we got something to say.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
So you'd better get ready,
We may be comin to your town.

[proud2BlibKansan]

27. Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,

From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights ...
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control ...
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike ...

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

[CatWoman]

28. :)

Lois:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on tv.

Peter:
But where are those good ol' fashioned values

All:
On which we used to rely????!!!!!!
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

Stewie:
Laugh and cry!!

All:
He's a family guy!!!!!

[billyoc]

29. That stretches the boundaries of "classic" TV too far!

Which is just what I've been waiting for!

Well, Hello, Larry (Hello, Larry..)
You talk to people all day for a living (Hello, Larry..)
But all those easy answers you are giving!
Are you really living your life that way?
Portland is a long way from L.A. (A long way..)

Hello, Larry (Hello, Larry..)
Two kids to raise alone just ain't that easy (Hello, Larry..)
The questions they are asking aren't that breezy
The answers you are giving don't always pay
But that's the way it is with kids today

The calls are coming in
You better start to grin
'Cos you never know just what they're gonna say
(Hello, Larry..) Hello, Larry
(Hello, Larry..) Hello, Larry
(Hello, Larry..) Well, Hello, Larry!


And yes, that's straight from the "Hello, Larry" *fan club* website.

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

30. ok, ok

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.

There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna make our dream come true.
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

[yellowdogintexas]

31. George, George George of the Jungle

strong as he can be
George George, George of the Jungle
friend to you and me

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREEE

[yellowdogintexas]

32. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed

a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
then one day he was shootin' at some food
and up through the ground come a bubblin' crude

oil that is

black gold

Texas tea


First thing you know ole Jed 's a millionaire
kinfolk said Jed move away from there
They said Californy is the place you oughta be
so they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly..


Hills that is
Swimmin pools
Movie Stars....

[CatWoman]

33. remember this?

Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)

Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get
To the junction, Petticoat Junction.

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
(Petticaor Junction)
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
Petticoat Junction.

[cmkramer]

42. Alternate verse

This was after Bea Benaderet died and June Lockhart joined the cast:

There's a little hotel called The Shady Rest at the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Joe, come and be his guest at the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
And that's the lady MD, she's as pretty as can be at the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction)

How about

Meet George Jetson
His boy Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his wife.

[Skip Intro]

34. This is it. (This is it), This is life, the one you get

So go and have a ball.

This is it. (This is it)
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can’t be sure at all.

So while you’re here enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight we'll muddle through
One day at a time, One day at a time.

So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there’s music playing.
Don’t you worry none
We’ll just take it like it comes.

One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.

[Theres-a]

38. WKRP

Baby,If you've ever wondered,wondered whatever became of me,I'm livin' on the air in cincinnati,cincinnati WKRP!

[Theres-a]

39. Got tired of all the packin' and unpackin'

Town to town up and down the dial...Baby you and me were never meant to be,just maybe think of me once in awhile.I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati!

[Theres-a]

40. Love .....Exciting and new...come aboard,we're expecting you!

And love,won't hurt anymore,it's an open smile on a friendly shore! The love boat,soon will be making another run...The love boat promises something for everyone!

[Theres-a]

41. Set a course for adventure,your mind on a new romance!

[Ivan Sputnik]

43. I wonder if he knows SpongeBob

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

[peekaloo]

51. I loved Flip-pah!

[Zomby Woof]

44. Who can turn the world on with a smile?

Mary Tyler Moore, people!

[CatWoman]

46. Oh!! I forgot about Mary

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

[Zomby Woof]

45. Boy, the way Glenn Miller played

All the songs on Hit Parade...

Guys like us we had it made!

THOSE WERE THE DAYS!

[nuxvomica]

48. Well we're movin' on up / To the east side.

To a deluxe apartment in the sky-y.
Movin' on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin' on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky-y.
Movin' on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie-ie-ie.

[Bertha Venation]

49. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Schlammiel! Schlamazzle! Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!

I loved Laverne & Shirley.

[peekaloo]

50. Wiiiiiilllllbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrr

Mr. Ed

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.


A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

[Lautremont]

56. If you play that one backwards you get a message from

...Satan! That's what they say.

[peekaloo]

57. if Mr. Ed stands with his back to you

you get a message from Bu$h!

:bounce:

[Lautremont]

58. Ha!

And, as with *, you think all the shit is bad until you get that direct kick to the head.

[Richardo]

52. Contemplate the zen simplicity of the Jetsons: Almost a haiku...

(Theme song lyrics in their entirety - 15 syllables and the swingin'-est band arrangement ever heard in a theme song)

Meet George Jetson
His boy Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his wife.


Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm :hippie:

[billyoc]

54. Here he comes

Here comes Speed Racer
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
He's busy revvin' up the powerful Mach 5.

And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Speed Racer
Will see it through.

Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer, Go!

He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track
He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer, Go!

[Az]

53. No words but the theme to Lost in Space is just great music

And it was written by John Williams to boot.

[Done]

55. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.


Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

[DrWeird]

59. They call him Flipper! Flipper!

faster than liiiiiightning
No-one you seeeeee, is smarter than heeee,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of woooonder,
Flying there-uuuunder, under the sea!


Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!