OMG - Now I'm getting spam email for penis enlargement PATCHES!

[slackmaster]

:argh:

[patdem]

1. I wonder where these spammers get their facts from?

:shrug:

[Maple]

2. Yeah I've gotten those

Wonder where ya put the patch eh? ;-)

[weepy_and_liberal]

3. Be careful where you stick 'em

[slackmaster]

4. Are you referring to the penis or the patches?

:freak:

I suppose you'd be right either way.

BTW that intentional (I assume) dual use of a verb is called "zeugma".

[kayleybeth]

5. I've gotten those too

And I don't even have a penis.

[Nay]

7. Me too, and I don't have a penis, either.

Maddening.:mad:

[TrogL]

6. I've just spent the day patching servers

so I read this and thought :wtf: ? Where am I supposed to download them and what do I do with them.

I need sleep.

[kayleybeth]

9. LOL!

That was pretty funny :)

[LynneSin]

8. I get them and I don't have a penis

which I'm quite grateful for - if I had one, I'd cut it off!!!

I don't know how you men live with those things???!!!

:crazy:

[matcom]

10. not too bad really they mostly just

hang around :P

[slackmaster]

11. That's all mine's done for almost 6 months

Semi-anniversary of the start of my present abstinence will be October 19.

[matcom]

12. i admire your will

to save the kittens :D

[slackmaster]

15. Yes, someone has to stop those evil Germans

:toast:

[RebelOne]

13. Yes, I g et about 10 of those a day.

I'm on AOL and report them as spam. But I also have a couple of other e-mail addresses and get them there also. I'm a female. What do I need with penis enlargement patches?

[slackmaster]

16. You need them like I need breast enlargement pills

:shrug: back at you.

[billfromwny]

14. LOL, I know for nicotine they come in different levels so,

for penis enlargement can you get grow 1", 2", 3" etc?

[revree]

17. Me, too, and I don't even HAVE a penis.

Seems they don't care. They want to sell me some anyway!