Top Ten List: Why Rotten Teeth Make Bad House Guests

[MrScorpio]

10. After a week of hanging around, the dead fish start complaining about the smell.

9. Just when you want them to stick around, they pull up their roots and leave.

8. You’ll always finding them dating the same girl... GINGER VITIS!!

7. They always start bitching when you have ice cream.

6. Give ‘em a inch and they’ll take your whole mouth.

5. That cheap skate Tooth Fairy is always hanging around the neighborhood.

4. They always jealous of the enamel in your sink.

3. They’re thooo thensitive!!

2. They always thinks that they’re holier than thou.

1. Two words: ROOT CANAL!!!

[MrScorpio]

1. Anybody have any stupid jokes?

I think we need some