If you had a boat what would you name it?

[Modem Butterfly]

Ours would be "The Mewling Prig" after a certain freaker we know.

[Bluzmann57]

1. The "hope she floats"

captained by sir sinkalot. Actually, I had a boat at one time. I named it "fishing boat".

[tk2kewl]

2. I have a boat named "Mischief"

I didn't choose the name. Thats the name it came with (I bought it used) and it's supposed to be bad luck to re-name a boat.

If I had the opportunity to name a boat, I'd call it "TNT" for Tim and Tina (me and wife).

[Art_from_Ark]

3. The "Exxon Valdez"

Oh, wait, that name's already been taken.

[Itchinjim]

4. The Jimboat.

[peekaloo]

5. One Ringy Dinghy

tribute to Lily Tomlin. :silly:

[Tom_Foolery]

18. That's a great one...

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. "Turd in the Punchbowl"

[edbermac]

7. The Bushtanic...

Sinks to the bottom its first time out...

[Richardo]

8. The Ruby Yacht of Omar Kayaam

Thank you, Jay Ward.

[Bertha Venation]

9. Ess-CAH-Pay! (Devotees of "Finding Nemo" will get it . . .)

[Texasgal]

10. I saw one the other day that was named

Frankly scarlett. I thought that was awesome!

[TlalocW]

11. The Scurvy Dog

And I would fly the skull and crossbones flag from the mast and would dress like a pirate when on it.

TlalocW

[Richardo]

12. Arrrrrgh! Avast ye, matey!

[TlalocW]

17. Arrrrrr!

Be ye men or marshmellers! Hoist the mizzenmast 'fore I keelhaul the lot of ye, ye sons of a thousand mothers!

Ah, Talk Like a Pirate Day could well become my favorite holiday.

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09192003.shtml

TlalocW

[mac56]

13. If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and Trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto, he was smarter
And one day said, Kemo Sabe
Kiss my ass
I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony
On my boat out on the sea

[Richardo]

14. Great ear worm, mac56

Early Lyle Lovett rules!

[ooglymoogly]

15. johnny blue

[Tom_Foolery]

16. I'd call it "The Innuendo"...

I just love that word.

[Modem Butterfly]

19. How 'bout Sinnuendo?

Still a great word AND a reference to a great movie!

[Tom_Foolery]

23. Yeah, that would be good, too!! n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

20. "Monkey Business"

with apologies to Gary Hart.


:evilgrin:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

21. The Filthy Whore

with a nod to Cabin Boy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. The Mystery Box

It could be anything. It could even be a boat!

[cags]

24. Theres a boat we see on our lake all the time called "Ass Man"

My husband and I keep going back and forth about names for our boat.

His ideas are "Wet Dream" which I don't think is appropriate because we have kids. And "WaterRunner" with a roadrunner on skies, but I don't like that because I'm an artist and copying another character is just rude.

I actually haven't come up with anything, just don't like his ideas. LOL

[JVS]

25. The Filthy Whore

[fishnfla]

26. Gusto or Aqua Vitae

Thats their names now