The ULTIMATE GD Flamebait Topic Title Thread

[Modem Butterfly]

The ULTIMATE GD Flamebait Topic Title would be designed so that everyone reads it, everyone is incensed, and everyone not only piles on the original poster, but on each other as well. Total nuketastic, Admin-rattling flammage would result.

Clearly, I'm posting this topic as a joke, so I think it belongs in the Lounge where people can handle that sort of thing (jokes, that is). So here's my entry:

Gay Xians want to force YOUR unborn baby to vote Republican!

[ixion]

1. Christians for Nader

that ought to get a few flames. :-)

[Modem Butterfly]

3. LMFAO!

Indeed!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[AlCzervik]

2. Gingrich was right

[fit4life]

4. Howard Dean is a neocon mole

He's suckering everybody, he's a republican trying to take over the democratic party, and the democratic party NEEDS it.

See what THAT gets! lol

[KitchenWitch]

5. John Kerry voted for *

[kick-ass-bob]

6. I'm not a freeper, but...

:D

[Modem Butterfly]

7. Xians/Commies/Gays/Vegans/Women (pick two) Are Ruining the Dems

Just pick a couple of random minority groups and claim that allowing them into the big tent will be the ruination of us all.

[LostInAnomie]

8. Those Swift Boat Vets really knew what they were talking about.

Thank God, they alerted me to that traitor before I voted for him.

[flvegan]

9. Vegans from PETA say eating meat makes you gay

[Beetwasher]

10. Should Gay Fundie Teens Be Allowed To Marry and Have Abortions By H. Dean

W/out Parental Consent and Also Own Assault Weapons While Being Taught Evolution?

[tjwash]

11. I've got nothing against black people, but...

Every topic starting off like that is always guaranteed to be followed by some little nuggets of racism.

[Modem Butterfly]

12. I've got nothing against tjwash, but...

Just funnin' with you. Anytime anyone begins a sentence with "I've got nothing against X" I start to cringe. It saves times later.

[blondeatlast]

19. I've got nothing against you Dems, but...

The assertion that one has "nothing against" a group of any kind is a dead giveaway that said person is about to push a stereotype on us...

and certainly DOES have a piece of shoulderbone material missing.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. Osama Bin Laden was right all along

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. Hillary Clinton 2008, you better believe it

[livinginphotographs]

16. I'm sick of hearing about all those Iraqi civilian casualties.

I mean, who cares? Really? /sarcasm

[4_Legs_Good]

17. Pope says "All you need is love" - n/t

[Archae]

18. Michael Moore is...

:P

[likesmountains 52]

20. Anyone here like cat meat?

[Maestro]

21. Sean Hannity really is a pretty good guy

Here's why...