I've never been dumped! Ask me anything!

[Ratty]

That's right, I'm just too damn sexy. I have always been the dumper and have never once in my entire life been the dumpee! So what do you say to that? How's that for a record?

[prolesunited]

1. So, what are your techniques

for "dumping" women.

[Ratty]

2. Ah, I think you mean ...

dumping men, but that's okay. The techniques are universal.

When you look like I do one of the FIRST things you learn is to BE BRUTAL. Don't hold any punches, no letting them down easy, none of that "it's not you it's me" crap ... Dammit, it IS you! Like ripping a bandage off it hurts a lot for just a moment, but then it's over.

Otherwise you will NEVER hear the end of it. They want to stay friends, they want to try and change, they want to give it one more shot. Honestly, how embarrassing for them. They just won't let go and you have to deal with them for weeks! The number of tearful 3 AM knocks on my door, the begging to be taken back ... well it leaves a bad taste in one's mouth for sure.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Can I buy you dinner?

Yes, I'm a glutton for punishment. (I also love a challenge) :)

[Ratty]

5. Give me a couple more weeks

And we'll see. My current squeeze is really getting on my nerves. I used to think he just had a great sense of humor but then I realized he simply laughs at EVERYTHING.

[dorktv]

4. You have only had one relationship?

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. got a photo?

If not, talk is cheap sister.

:)

[Ratty]

7. Um, I forgot to say: I'm a GUY!

Just had visions of Crying Game flash before my eyes! Whew! Sorry, I did not mean to deceive. I REALLY should have said that straightaway. But damn, I am beautiful nonetheless!

[prolesunited]

8. Okay

so I was only half wrong. ;-)

[nomaco-10]

9. Ahhh, no, I can't relate.....

never been dumped??? Are you sure, you might have missed it, sometimes it's suttle..... LMAO

[Ratty]

10. Okay, I admit a couple of times it's been close ...

Yeah, I've done one or two preemptive dumps in my time, but I absolutely swear I've always been first!