Happy Year of the Cock

[hollywood926]

Wednesday is the Chinese New Year. The Year of the Cock. How do you plan to celebrate?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. delicacy

prevents me from saying what I want to say
:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

2. go ahead

say it

it's always the happy year of the cock for me

:bounce:

[peekaloo]

3. Why didn't Al Stewart write a song about this?!

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[arcane1]

4. DU rules prevent me from commenting

except to say I plan to some serious celebrating :silly:

[egoprofit]

7. wait a minute there are you male or female??

;)

[arcane1]

15. it's a year that both genders can enjoy

:P

[donheld]

21. What difference does it make

I'm male and i agree, every year is year of the C*ock for me too.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. happy new years to all the little guys

may you stand tall and proud.
may you do your job and think clearly for the larger thing attached to you.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

6. Sex Thread!

[LibertyorDeath]

9. Hey if 1.3 Billion people say it's

"The Year of the Cock"

Then it's the "The Year of the Cock"

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. Do they not have a Year of the Beaver?

Someone had to ask.

[hollywood926]

12. I hope so. I'm a lesbian! eom

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. lol n/t

[LibertyorDeath]

14. I may be wrong but I don't think there is any Wild Beaver in China

They may have imported some from Canada where there is an
over abundance of the Great Canadian Beaver :)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. So, there's a lot of beaver in Canada?

[RedCloud]

18. Shouldn't this be in that Deep ******* thread ?

Go dragons! Exert complete hegemony over the hapless bantom cocks!

[LibertyorDeath]

8. I predict a hard year ahead.

:)

[arwalden]

10. Oh My Gay Stars... My Most FAVORITE Year Of All!!

[Q3JR4]

17. ....

I predict a long, hard year a head, but there will be a lot of satisfied men and women in the end (and wherever else one can find to stick it).

[edbermac]

19. It's Happy Year of the CAULK...

Who are you trying to fool? Hmmmm? I wasn't born yesterday, you know...

[catmandu57]

20. Before this gets locked

I was born in the year of the cock, and have been crowing ever since. My wife was born in the year of the Ox, I get to ride on her back crowing. It works for both of us.

[jswordy]

23. Uh, BigMcLarge is gone...I'm just saying...

...if you found out about a cock show, would you show your cock? I think's it's a LEGITIMATE QUESTION ON ROOSTERS, DAMMIT!

[Withywindle]

22. It's my year!

Born Year of the Cock '69!


Yes, it's been a lot to live up to. I try.

[jswordy]

24. self-delete: double post...sigh

[jswordy]

25. THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS...deserves a big...

:bounce: :bounce:

[Richard Steele]

26. I was gonna try to post some clever pun here...

..but but none of the issues I wanted to raise would stand up to such stiff competition.

At least not for long....