I Had A Wardrobe Malfunction Last Night

[matcom]

it was right around half time. i can't go into details but it involved the button on the fly of my flannel jammies.

please don't tell Fox News k?

thank you. and sorry. i think.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Locking.

Sounds like a sex thread to me.

[matcom]

2. heh.

fair enough. i just posted "Locking" in BMLH's OBVIOUS sex thread :D

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Yeah, I alerted on that one as well.

Fer cryin out loud, he is THE Lounge Mod, he should know better.

[matcom]

6. he is outta control i tells ya!

he's a fucking dictator! x(

[Midlodemocrat]

7. The only, and I mean only reason

I am willing to cut him some slack is that apparently there is a baby being born? :shrug:

I think it is a ruse to get around the rules. JMO

[matcom]

8. he CLAIMS there is a baby on the way

but how do we really know?

i mean do we REALLY know its his child?

no.

for all we know there could be BOX TURTLES involved here!

are YOU willing to take that chance?

ARE YOU?

what about the CHILDREN???

[Midlodemocrat]

9. For God's sake, Big, think of the children.

[sniffa]

3. and yet it didn't boost our ratings

couLdn't you have a bigger accident next time?

[matcom]

4. it "boosted" something!

:P

[jswordy]

10. ROFLMFAO! Sniffa! Heheheheh.

:yourock:

[edbermac]

11. Well at least it didn't involve your zipper...

Ouch!

:wow: