Best pick-up lines that got you a homerun or a strikeout

[Chuckup]

I just can't bring myself to throw out those weak pick-up lines you hear every horny person use to get lucky.

I never ever used one, I would just ask to bum a cigatette from a girl I had my eye on and let that set the scene for the best acting a man with only one thing on his mund, SEX.

I don't smoke anymore, but I can tell you that bumming a smoke broke the ice for me on more than one ocassion. It usually led to bumming one later too, if you know what I mean.

But, I'd really like to hear some of your best pick-up lines, good or bad, I just find them so damn funny.

[carpediem]

1. my husband said...

"you're in my space.." the night I met him.

[Chuckup]

2. and you fell in love over that line?

[carpediem]

5. you have to understand

it was a highly sought after space...

Truthfully, though he said it as a joke and kept up the back and forth banter for a while - I enjoyed his sense of humor. Besides it's a funny story. We are married going on 8 years and have 3 kids - I guess it worked.

[Chuckup]

7. That's great, I'm the humor type of guy too

I think a good sense of humor is a great asset, as opposed to a someone who thinks they are funny, if you know what I mean.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. say baby....

Would you like to go back to my place and watch Family Guy tapes!


Never fails.

Ever.

:)

[E_Zapata]

4. An endearing one that did not get the charmed one any points:

"Park your carrcas here."

Spelling? carcas? The remains of a dead animal.......

[HEyHEY]

6. My friend had the best one

Work all the time...he'd take me to the bar, and tap a girl on the shoulder. When she turned around he'd say "Have you met HEyHEY?" Now, he didn't even know her. But she thought "Why is this guy introducing me to his friend like he knows me?" Then to be polite, she'd keep the conversation going...then it was all over.

[Exultant Democracy]

8. Used this on on my friends little sister the other night

"Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world."

Edit: I forgot about the home run or strike out, well I got a solid double, but luckily I had the foresight to imbibe copious amounts of alcohol, and the subsequent passing out prevented me from making any mistakes I would regret.

[kanrok]

9. This one NEVER worked, but I like it

If she's drinking a beer, take it off the bar, guzzle it then ask her if you can buy her a drink. As I said, it never worked for me (truth be told NOTHING ever worked for me) but, at least you got a "free" beer.

[TrogL]

10. Strip?

[WoodrowFan]

12. Is that before or after?

get in the truck woman! :spank:

[WoodrowFan]

11. I wonder what you'd do if I suddenly kissed you?

It worked!! She said "try it and see". I did, she kissed back, we dated for over a year. (I was a grad student, she was a college senior).

[sexybomber]

14. I should try that one.

Can't hurt, eh?

[WoodrowFan]

13. kick for the am crowd

hey, I thought it was a fun thread.

[JCMach1]

15. 'I may be drunk, but I won't hurt ya none'

-one of my wife's favorite lines from a Country Western bar...

About 10 minutes later this guy was puking up in the trash can...

:puke:

[sexybomber]

16. here's one that sometimes works

Me: "Ever kissed a guy with a six inch tongue before?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Want to?"

I'm batting about .650 with that one -- mostly doubles and triples though.