If they can fabricate an SS crisis, why can't we fabricate a crisis too?

[elperromagico]

How about a waffle crisis?

By 2037, the Waffle House will only be able to fulfill 80% of its waffular obligations. 20% of Americans will be denied the rich waffley goodness.

My friends, we will have a waffle gap on our hands...

What's your prefab crisis?

[liberal N proud]

1. We will have to switch to IHOP!

[merwin]

2. Think about the poor elderly still at the waffle house! They don't

have the money to get to IHOP. Plus, IHOP costs more!

[politicaholic]

3. School population. The only answer is to just leave some kids behind.

Of course the rich have the most potential, then the upper middle class, slash the middle and lower middle class by 20-30%, and the poor go directly to ITT technical elementary school to learn stenography, drafting, reception, hotel/restaurant management...

[Gyre]

4. They've got the media's ear

which happens to be lodged firmly between it's own ass-cheeks along with the rest of it's head.

Gyre

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Fabricate?

The Buxh administration IS the crisis.

I don't want to pass on a waffle shortage to my kids, however....so Maybe the gov can step in and feed them all to the rich now.