Let's write a story about Shrub & Co.-Mad Libs style!

[bliss_eternal]

I'll start it off. Someone else will add a part, and so on... until we have a full tale. The sillier the better! ;)

Let's try to keep it clean so the thread doesn't get shut down. If you have to say something that may be construed as smutty, try to do so in a funny, clever way so it isn't out right pornographic...

Ok...

As Shrub stood in the Oval office butt naked, gazing out onto the lawn of the White House, he wondered _____________________....

[Sabriel]

1. ...what's that tall white thing at the end of the reflecting pool?"

[bliss_eternal]

2. "Somebody should move that thing" he says aloud

and then realizes he is alone and naked and no one is listening to him. Suddenly he hears loud shreiking coming from another room...