I have not been laid this weekend or the last few weekends... ask away!

[Lady Freedom]

Thats right! And the Lady is cranky!

[HEyHEY]

1. oo...too bad baseball's on

;-)

[Lady Freedom]

4. If I hear that "B" word one more time...

[HEyHEY]

6. That's nothing during hockey season I don't even know what sex is

[Lady Freedom]

8. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[mhr]

2. Only Weeks! You Are Doing Well

For some of us it has been much, much, much longer.

Thank your lucky stars.

[Lady Freedom]

5. heck with lucky stars!

I want Men!

[Cat Atomic]

3. If you're cranky, I should be absolutely genocidal by now.

.

[sexybomber]

7. oh horrors, a month without sex.

What do you think masturbation is for, my friend?

[Lady Freedom]

9. Plastic is cleaver, but

men do it better!

[Norton]

11. But it's so much better when someone's there

to watch you masturbate!

[Forkboy]

10. Well dont blame me!!

I can be in so many places at once...so to speak :D

[Lady Freedom]

12. Ha! I know what your doing!

Your watching baseball!

[Norton]

13. You're close! I'm watching Monday Night Football!

but I'm naked, if that counts???

[Lady Freedom]

14. At least with Football you can

get somewhere with a guy! Where with baseball, forget it!!

[Norton]

15. I'm not following your logic???

[Lady Freedom]

16. I have had better luck...

getting some major action dureing Football than Baseball season.For some reason guys get more horny with football than baseball.

[Norton]

17. You should try us when there's no sports on at all!

And what's with a WOMAN lamenting over sex??? You're a WOMAN! It's so easy for you guys... or are you just too particular?
(Most men only require a heartbeat)

[Lady Freedom]

18. Not when there is baseball!

Don't know where you are but around here if it's baseball season men have no need for sex! :grr:

[Norton]

19. What about the 7th inning stretch???

I think it was invented for sex...

[Lady Freedom]

20. No thats "get more beer" break!

[Forkboy]

21. I am,but that's never stopped me before

I can multitask :)

Just dont bother me after Wednesday when hockey starts!

[Lady Freedom]

22. I had some fun on matcom's post to prove a point!

I put this pic on the post:



no answer! Why? Baseball! Always Baseball! :grr:

[Norton]

24. I'd woulda' answered,

if she had been a brunette!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Join the f-ing club!!!!

x(

[Lady Freedom]

25. I've been trying! But,

I'm stuck in the non-f**ing club!

[GOPisEvil]

26. Ha!!!

I'm not just a member of the non-f*cking club, I'm the PRESIDENT! :P

[Norton]

27. Hey Lady Freedom... if ya ask me,

any guy who would choose sports over sex can't be much good at either!

[Lady Freedom]

28. And this town is full of them!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Fight_n_back]

29. Do you need me to come over?

my number is 555-4273

[Lady Freedom]

30. Think your a little to far away!

Besides I need to go to bed 3 a.m. comes early!

[NightTrain]

31. I don't even wanna tell ya...

...when the last time was that I got laid. Let's just say, back when it happened, the Democrats had a lot more influence in Washington than they do now!

In my defense, however, I'm not exactly going out of my way to lure a member of the fairer sex into my boudoir. At this point, I'm so used to being by myself and doing things my own way, I don't think I could stand to have another person around, even if she was putting out for me!

[Norton]

32. I just had two friends tell me it had been SEVEN years!

I'd have killed myself years ago I think???

[Lady Freedom]

33. Seven?!?!?!?!

[Norton]

34. Yea SEVEN... some tragic life!!!

We are supposed to all be screwing right???