Same Sex Marriage in Springfield - - who's getting hitched?

[fryguy]

"In February, a regular character on "The Simpsons" is scheduled to come out in an episode that reportedly will feature a same-sex "marriage." Homer "marries" the couple, and his daughter, Lisa, supports the couple's relationship. The episode will air in the midst of a nationwide culture battle over the definition of marriage."

http://www.sbcbaptistpress.org/bpnews.asp?ID=20009

so, who's it going to be?

Barney Gumble: Could his drinking be fueled by a love that dare not burp its name? Odds: 10-1.

Professor Frink: The town's resident inventor could only love a Borg. Or a really nice George Foreman grill. Odds: 50-1.

Nelson Muntz: Beneath that bully's exterior lies the heart of someone just waiting to grow into a bigger bully. Odds: 125-1.

Comic Book Guy: Everyone knows comic book geeks are babe magnets. Odds: 500-1.

Carl: What do we really know about Homer's fellow nuclear technician? Not much - except he is inseparable from best buddy Lenny. Odds: 5-1.

Waylon Smithers: Collects Malibu Stacy dolls, favors cutoffs on his day off, lives in the gay part of town and has a crush on his boss. By “Simpsons'“ standards, this is circumstantial evidence. Odds: 1,200,037-1.

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/tvNews/view.bg?articleid=37290

[arwalden]

1. I'm Guessing... Carl & Lenny (Which one is the Black guy?)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. My money's on Barney.

I received a tip months ago that it would be him.

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Disco Stu or the Sea Captain?

:wow:

[fryguy]

4. Sea Captain....

that's a thought

[ET Awful]

5. Yarrrrrrrr!

She blows!

:)

[Ganja Ninja]

6. Marge's sisters are a possibility too.

But that would be doubly controversial.

[sniffa]

7. it's aLready been Leaked

who is getting married. ya want me to spoiL it for ya?

[fryguy]

8. no

guesses and speculations are better

[Ravenseye]

9. It HAS to be Smithers

Doesn't it? Or does his infatuation with Mr. Burns prevent him from establishing a good relationship with another man?

How bout Milhouse's dad?