My nose is now so clogged, my eyes are pouring water...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

not that my nose isn't putting out liquid of it's own. It's so clogged I can't even sniffle, but it's running like Flo Jo. Will you guys please cheer me up or something? Entertain me? Because even though I'm sick, I'm bored out of my skull. Thanks.
Duckie

[Lisa0825]

1. me toooooooo

:hangover: :puffpiece: :cry:

[Occulus]

2. I have a nasty sinus infection

Wheeeeeee! Sinus headaches that leave me writing and weeping in pain, yaaaaaaay!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Why don't we get drunk?

I've got some Hungarian Cherry Brandy that is 90 proof. Also, I have some crown around here somewhere. Let's get wasted, pass out, and then we won't have to worry about the pain.
Duckie

[Lisa0825]

5. I'll take Nyquil and a Bendryl when I get home and be out like a light.

[LynneSin]

4. I could post that same exact thing

my entire face is a mess right now

[jswordy]

6. Uh, if it should turn to BLOOD and water, give us a ringie!

May be a miracle. Have you tried waving your hands over a glass of water yet, to see if it turns alcoholic?