Is there a Fourth of July in Russia?

[drumwolf]

Yes. Russia has the same calendar as we do, so July 4 exists as a day in Russia. It's just that they don't celebrate it as a holiday like we do.

Is it legal for a man in Alabama to marry his widow's sister?

Don't know if it's legal, but it's not possible -- if he has a widow, he's dead.

[davidinalameda]

1. it's too early in the day to be so damn clever

:bounce:

[drumwolf]

2. Oh, pooh.

It's 10 am right now (I live in the Bay Area too). Everyone with real jobs are already in their offices now, drinking coffee and stressing out over getting that damn report done.

[lpbk2713]

Can a man living in North Carolina be buried in South Carolina?

It'd be awful cruel to bury him if he's still living.

[fit4life]

3. Well now hold on a minute!

If them evil liberals and gay folk have their way and make gay marriage legal, The widow's sister WILL be able to marry a dead man! Don't you know gay marriage causes marriages to animals, plants, and dead people? ;)

[absolutezero]

4. actually he can

if you marry a woman, divorce her and marry her sister. Then you die you will have married your widow's sister

[Modem Butterfly]

5. If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a pointed roof...

...one side sloping left and one side sloping right, which side will the egg roll down?

[absolutezero]

6. roosters don't lay eggs

good one though

[Historic NY]

7. Why is it that we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway? Why?

[Modem Butterfly]

8. How many of each animal did Moses take into the ark?