Just got a joke in my email.

[Cadence]

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!" ;)

[Lavender Brown]

1. heehee

:)

[paula777]

2. Here's a joke I got in my email today ....

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and
says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Texan Razorback Hogs.

I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary
Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies,

"Nice trade, sir"

[tk2kewl]

3. lol

:7

[sui generis]

4. saw an old episode of ab fab last weekend

Patsy is looking through a mag at Edwina's office and says "if that hag gets one more facelift, she'll have a beard!"

[Cadence]

5. Doh! LOL!

:D

[Cadence]

6. I got this one last week.

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.