EEEEEEEE! My EYES! Jeff Gannon unmasked!

[Missy Vixen]

If you have a strong stomach and an Enquiring mind, please go to Atrios' blog, Eschaton. http://atrios.blogspot.com/ It seems he's discovered the true identity of Jeff Gannon, right-wing "reporter". Scarier still, there's a "glamour shot" of Mr. Gannon on his website.

You'll need to scroll down the page. I would advise a stiff drink as well.

If I wasn't feeling badly before, now I'm wondering if I should be hospitalized.

Julie

[crispini]

1. ?? I'm not seeing it.

[Missy Vixen]

2. Okay, it's under the heading of

"JD (whatever his last name is) Unmasked"

It seems I've double posted, but hell, how many times a day do we get to see yet another right-winger prove that they say one thing and do another? ;-)

Julie

[Goldmund]

3. Weird... I find no mentions of the word "unmasked" on the whole page

[NYC Liberal]

6. Oh. my. god.

I am scarred for life.

http://members.aol.com/jdg17/

[Goldmund]

8. (#%&($#Y%(@$#&%)(*(&$%

FUCK!!!!

[CottonBear]

5. Look here (if you dare...):

http://members.aol.com/jdg17/

[crispini]

12. Well. My.

Now isn't that SPECIAL. Mr. Gannon - uh - Guck -- whatever you call yourself. Do you think it's really right to be, tich, EXPOSING yourself like that? And what's with that whole M FOR M website anyway? Really, Mr. Naked Whoever, I just don't know what to say about you and your -- AHEM -- "connections" with Mr. ... what's his name now... Mehlman....

[CottonBear]

26. LOL! perfect

[everythingsxen]

11. Here

http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/2005/02/08.html#a1473

This is supposedly JDs homepage: http://members.aol.com/jdg17/

[MADem]

4. HOW HORRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And this link within your cited site is priceless: http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/2005/02/08.html#a1473

A snippet: Anyway, "Jeff" seems to be your basic loser who has tried a lot of dead-end jobs and get-rich quick schemes, and then finally, despite any previous experience in journalism (or even any experience or interest in politics or government) got some wingnut group with possible ties to the GOP to pay him a salary -- and now he's a White House Reporter. So, he's everything that Judson Cox hopes to be in 20 years (although Judson has worked on local campaigns, so is probably overqualified to be Jeff).

And yet, despite that lack of background, and the fact that Talon News isn't really a news organization, somehow the White House lets Jeff into the press conferences ever day, and regularly takes his questions.

Looks like the same LOSER to me, anyway!

[CottonBear]

9. Is that the same watch?

Can we get any help from DU photoshop and /or watch experts on this matter?

[CottonBear]

10. We should send this photo to Ken. n/t

[Dookus]

13. horrific?

that's a hot pic. He may be a schmuck, but he's a sexy one.

[grace0418]

19. And a frat boy to boot

there's a link to "his boys" or something like that

[Patiod]

7. It's the "JD Guckert" article

Well, now we have the "Pennsylvania State University system" question solved - he went to West Chester. So why didn't he just SAY West Chester?

[Goldmund]

14. Now boys and girls, check this out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=221x6206

[crispini]

16. Who's that blogger that's always outing Republicans?

Does he have it?

[ComerPerro]

15. Sounds like he is trying to be an even more sycophantic version of OReiley

I've been a preppie, a yuppie, blue-collar, green-collar and white-collar. I've served in the military, graduated from college, taught in the public school system, was a union truck driver, a management consultant, a fitness instructor and an entrepreneur. I'm a two-holiday Christian and I usually vote Republican because they most often support conservative positions

Or a more toned down Michael Weiner (Savage).

Notice how these blowhards always try to stress how much they have done and how prestigious they are?

[hippiechick]

17. Have we found our GOP moral scandal ?

Is Jeff Gannon really the Boy King's love toy ?


:wow: :evilgrin: :wow: :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

18. It's Ari Fleischer with a head that is MORE penis-shaped.

[blondeatlast]

20. Eeeuuuw. Just eeeeuuuuw. nt

[LeftCoast]

21. Oh, the story just keeps getting better

Apparently he is also an m4m escort

[Calico Jack Rackham]

22. Tell me one of you folks sent this to

Keith Olbermann.

[crispini]

25. I'm sure he's on it, it's all OVER Atrios and Kos. nt

[flvegan]

23. So, Gannon was in Right Said Fred? Is that it?

He's too sexy for his...uh...well...nothing. I have nothing to suggest he's too sexy for.

[Scout1071]

24. I'm stunned and speechless. That is indeed the Jeff Gannon from the

news conference.