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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:51 PM
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I've got a coupon for an abortion.
Get one abortion, appetizers, and beverage at regular price, get second abortion and beverage half price,

Anybody want to split it 50/50?
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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1. only if we can get wings!
n/t
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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6. Well, I was partial to the mozzarella sticks.
But I hear the wings are pretty good too.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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2. Naah...I need my own
one abortion is never enough for me
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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3. I prefer nachos with
my abortion... is that on the menu?
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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4. What I don't get an appetizer? NOT FAIR!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:52 PM
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5. Do the appetizers have their own DNA?
:hi:

RL
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:53 PM
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7. People are always looking for those on Freecycle.
;) :hi:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:54 PM
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8. My source offers martinis, hors d'ouvres and a spa day.
And piano music in the background.

All for $300. It's the "Bush Budget" special.

PM me for the address...
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 06:56 PM
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9. "Get your abortions! Half off!"
Interpret that any way you'd like... :P
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artfan Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-08-05 07:00 PM
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10. I'll trade you
your coupon for my .............
damn I don't have anything that good
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