Sasquatch's Liberal Confessional!! Confess your sins against Liberalism

[sasquatch]

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[LynzM]

1. Ok, ok, I'll start.

I still buy diapers at WalMart.

I'd consider myself to lean strongly towards fiscal conservatism, in the balanced-budget sense (but is that really wrong?)

Our cars only get mediocre gas mileage.

I have yet to march in D.C.

I have yet to volunteer in this community since moving here 4 months ago :(

[DaveinMD]

2. in college

I thought NAFTA was a good idea. Then I went to work at the AFL-CIO and learned the truth. I have reformed.

[sasquatch]

3. Here's what your punishment is!

You must where an adult diaper for a day or buy diapers from a different store and donate $50 to a local charity.

[blondeatlast]

15. Edit: replied to the wrong post.

[maveric]

4. I once voted for Roger Hedgecock.

I was young and it was a damn non-partisan election. I'm sorry!

[sasquatch]

6. Here's what your punishment is!

You must scream at a Arnold rally in ,German, cuss words and how his father is a Nazi.

[maveric]

11. Thats punishment? Hell, I'll do that for fun!

I know where Hedgecock lives.
I could leave him something in his birdbath??

[LynneSin]

5. I actually voted for Tom Ridge once...

..he was running against an anti-choice Casey democrat and I knew Ridge to be pretty moderate and pro-choice.

I never realized the man was braindead until he took over homeland security

[sasquatch]

7. Here's what your punishment is!

You must wear rainbow socks for a day.

[blondeatlast]

16. Just prior to DHS app't he was Library Journal's "Politician

of the Year." That is quite an honor, particularly for a Republican.

Big supporter of public libraries; he jumped the shark big time to work for Bush, I believe.

[CBHagman]

8. I don't believe in the basic goodness of human beings.

Don't get me wrong. I think most people more or less mean well. But I am not dictionary-definition strict in my liberalism.

And I use too much water.

[sasquatch]

9. Ok, you get a pass!

[drumwolf]

10. I support the death penalty.

I definitely feel it is merited in certain cases, although I concede that it is grossly abused in practice to the point where, especially in the South, it's essentially tantamount to legalized lynching.

[sasquatch]

12. I believe the death penalty should be used only against mass murderers &

War Criminals.

You're excused.

[elperromagico]

13. I voted for Mike Huckabee (Republican governor of Arkansas).

Not proud of that at all.

[sasquatch]

14. Here's what your punishment is!

You must sing a Johnny Cash song in a Kariokee bar.

[elperromagico]

21. Ehh. Been there, done that.

[VelmaD]

17. I don't have any

I've never voted for a rethuglican. Ever. I believe the Democrats have moved too far to the right. I make Ted Kennedy look like a conservative. I'm a precinct chair. I go protest. I bake cookies for my fellow liberals. I work in State government for very little money because I actually (swear to deity of your choice) believe it's a calling and an honor to work for my fellow citizens.

I'm practically perfect in every (liberal) way...it probably turns people off...I suppose that could be my sin. :)

Oh, and I stopped being a vegetarian because of health-related reasons. Bad liberal...no donut.

[stanwyck]

18. I drive an Xterra

I still shop (only a few times a year!) at Wal-Mart...it's just so cheap! I have a Support The Troops yellow ribbon on my SUV (my son is a Marine...who voted for Kerry). I am guilty of gluttony---taking more than I need. Especially shoes and lip gloss. Yikes! I hate myself.
Ahhh. Confession is good for the soul.
Oh, and I had an affair with Bill O'Reilly. He's magic with a loofah.

[sasquatch]

19. Here's what your punishment is!

All the other stuff is cool if you live in a rural area except the wall mart($50 donation to local charity) but for the affair with O'Liely you must bath yourself in clorox bleach and rub the stinch off with brillo pads.

[stanwyck]

29. So, would it be wrong

if I get Tom Delay to help me with the clorox bath stuff? I'm just not catching on to this lapse of liberalism atonement...I guess the highly improper (and yet, oddly unfulfilling), affairs with well-known conservatives are out.

[blondeatlast]

20. Dye my hair, wear makeup, kind of a glamour girl.

Can't handle canvassing unless I'm dressed well--even my "canvassing" shoes have to be cute.

[General Zod]

22. I once believed that Social Security would go bankrupt.....

.... I had too much of the wingnuts Kool-Aid. Then I did the research and found out they were lying out of their wingnut asses.

[sasquatch]

23. Here's what your punishment is!

You must voluteer at the local retirement community.

[kodi]

24. I believe sex between a man and a box turtle is wrong.

On top of, that's a different story.

[sasquatch]

25. So do I but,

Sex with a man and a horse is ok because you can get a ride home afterwards;)

[sans qualia]

26. I rolled my eyes when I read...

... that my first-year seminar class would include a segment on white privilege. Sorry! In my defense, I rolled my eyes at everything else I read about it too. It's a pretty eye-roll-inducing class.

[Dookus]

27. I own a very expensive

poor-mileage sports car. But it's REALLY bitchin'.

[guitar man]

28. I own a big 4 wheel drive pickup truck

and I'm packing a .45 auto most of the time.

[KitchenWitch]

30. I am an ardent consumer

I have too much stuff!

[tcfrogs]

31. I voted for Dole in 96

I've already been horse-whipped here for that...come up with some more creative punishment, please!

[Jared Skimming]

32. I agree with Dick Cheney !

. . . about same-sex marriage.

:)

[RogueTrooper]

33. None

I have only ever voted for left of centre political parties. I only ever travel by public transport.

I tried to get a job with NewsCorp once. Does that count?

[noonwitch]

34. I think Rummy gives great press conferences

I know he's evil and all, but he is good in front of the camera.

I also voted for a republican for prosecutor, and always liked Barry Goldwater. I had to do a paper in college about the headlines during the week I was born (last week in October, 1964). The election was going on, and the Goldwater ads were hilarious. My favorite was the endorsement of a bunch of WWII vets that said "We Were Extremists, Too".

[dean_dem]

35. I think all poor people are lazy and want to steal my money...

Kidding, that was too easy.

Ok, this one's for a real, and I'm not proud of it. *deep breath*......








I voted for Alan Keyes in the '00 Primary.






Let me explain before the stoning begins. I'm a registered independent, so I get to vote in any Primary election I want. He was up against Bush, who I already knew was a moron, and McCain, who I wouldn't even trust for Garbage Commissioner. He was all "blah, blah, pull out of NAFTA, blah, blah" and it sounded good. Compared to Bush, the man was a master orator as well. Little did I realize what a fundie whacko nutjob he turned out to be.
And trust me, you can't tell me anything about that I haven't already told myself.


And one more to get it off my chest: I think Condi Rice is an excellent piano player.