Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[RevolutionaryActs]

Oh, that's right I said it.






:silly:

[Lindacooks]

1. nee!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. A herring??

[Sporadicus]

3. We'll See About That!

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. The link doesn't work, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

:P

[Sporadicus]

6. You Don't Frighten Us!

English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nnnnig-ihts!

[TroubleMan]

5. Zungguzungguguzungguzeng.....

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Say if yah have a paper
then yah mussa have a pen
if yah have a start
yah muss have a end.

Kushum peng!!! Ku-shu-shu-shum peng!! Hey!!

[Swede]

7. Krop krap krop krap krap krap!!

Krap krap krip krop.

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. Don't make me use the holy hand grenade of Antioch

:P

[edbermac]

9. I am Arthur, King of the Britons!

King Arthur:Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went around saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!