I HATE CAR ALARMS!!!

[Sannum]

It is 11:10 at night and I have been hearing a car alarm for the last 20 minutes. God Dammit Mother Fucker!:grr:

[XanaDUer]

1. Me too.

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[brainshrub]

2. I have a friend who had the same problem in college.

After three nights in a row, he put a note on the windshield:

"If this alarm goes off again when I'm trying to sleep, you will feel my wrath."

On night four, the car-alarm sounded. He calmly woke up, grabbed a heavy lead pipe and proceeded to smash all the cars windows out. Everyone saw him do it, but no-one reported it to the police.

The owner of the car had the windows replaced and the alarm never went off again.

I don't condone violence, I'm just relating a personal experience to make you feel better.

[BlueJazz]

3. I have these Fantasies about a world in which very large ....

..blimps carry 50,000 ton weights that have special sensors that detect false car-alarms.
The Blimps fly over the offending auto, drop it's load and continue merrily on it's way. :)

[democracyindanger]

4. Check your local laws

After a certain number of minutes, it can be considered a public nusiance and towed.