Britney Spears, marriage troubles, and how the mighty have fallen

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Wholesome, all-American...what's left to believe in these days?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6908972/

Only a year after the singer wed her back-up dancer Kevin Federline, reports are circulating that the two might be out of synch.

“Kevin has suddenly started partying like a single guy,” according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly. “In addition to going out on several occasions without his wedding band on, he’s been hanging out with his old posse of pals and flying to Las Vegas for weekends of drinking, gambling — and even lap dances in strip clubs!”

What’s more, there’s word that Britney is re-thinking her stated eagerness to have children as soon as possible. Apparently, she’s more devoted to her pampered pooches than her hubby is. “It has occurred to Britney that Kevin isn’t a great help in cleaning up after the dogs,” a source told Life & Style Weekly. “And he might not be too eager to be on midnight diaper patrol either.”

The mag also reports that Spears spends so much time with her dogs — who sleep in their own nursery with sheets from Shabby Chic — that fitting children into her schedule doesn’t seem possible. “The other night Britney was leaving with Kevin for a romantic meal, but Bit Bit (her Chihuahua) whined and whined and refused to be left,” the insider told the mag. “Eventually, they stayed home and ordered takeout.”

[brainshrub]

1. Perhaps Britney is the new Michael Jackson?

All the weirdness without the child-molesting.

[LynneSin]

2. Dogs are not fucking accessories

I'm so tired of this trend with talentless anoeretic starlets toting around their tiny dogs.

Please make this fad go away!!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

6. The dog is thinking...

"Jesus, what a bimbo!"

[DS1]

16. Chiahauhas were born to suffer

That's how I see it, anyway

:grr:

Throw em all into the fire

[Richardo]

3. HA! Kevin is 'gamma dog' behind a chihuahua and Britney

...in that order.

Read the writing on the wall, bud.

[MarianJack]

4. Let's Take our problems to Jerry Springer, Kevin,...

...he REALLY wants to help!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

5. She never should have broken up with Jason Alexander

[AlCzervik]

7. OMG!!! I didn't see this coming, i'm all weepy now.

[GalleryGod]

8. Nice Gut, Brit!

Lay-off the Lowenbrau and Cheetos:puke:

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

10. I think the perspective that the picture was taken at

is unflattering. Her stomach would look perfectly fine otherwise.

[driver8]

15. Nope -- my wife had a copy of "US" magazine last week and

there was a picture of Britney and her hubby lounging around the pool; several pictures, actually. Britney has quite a little paunch going these days and her butt looked rather, uhm, large.

[paula777]

9. Was the photographer laying on the sidewalk when he took this pic?

[bobbobbins]

11. Why are you people propagating this crap?

I mean seriously people, who fucking cares.

[Wapsie B]

12. She set herself up for this scrutiny

when she came out and supported the chimp. Plus she's just an easy target.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

18. Aaaaahhhh, YES...SUPPORTING the CHIMP. Let's review, shall we:

[Bunny]

13. He left his girlfriend (and mother of his first child) when she was seven

months pregnant with their second child! If Brit had a little maturity, she could have probably figured out that Kevin wasn't exactly Mr. Responsible.

[Az]

14. Mighty?

You set your standards far too low. Stop eating what you are being fed by the media. There is so much more and better out there.

[solinvictus]

17. Love the chihuahua...

I can understand, if I'd known how much fun and love came from chihuahuas, I'd have never had cats.