Gonorrhea Lecthym - New dread disease identified!!!!

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lecthym (Pronounced "Gonna Re-elect Him"). Many
victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the
Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and
failing to have taken adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim
include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate
new information into a rigid ide? fixe; xenophobia; inability to
accept responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or nothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a halt to research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and is merely God's will.

Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity and are poised to lead a brief, but exciting life right after the rapture begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their eternal reward.

Godlessness has its rewards.

[mermaid]

1. Sweet Jesus!! Where Did You Find This?? I'm Laughing My ASS Off!!

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[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Someone at my office emailed it to me....

I don't know who she got it from, but it's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.

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3. very good

I just thought I had crabs o it is crabs I voted for Kerry

[Vitruvius]

4. Typo: surely you meant that Rethugs will"DESCEND to their eternal reward",

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