Bumper stickers that are just plain illogical

[BlueJazz]

"I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS"
Well..good for you.
Gee, you know, every single person I know has this "thing" about furry creatures.
I'll be in the car with them and if they happen to see a German Shepard in the road they'll cross 3 lanes of traffic to make damn sure that they run over the dog or at least, clip the dog enough to send it to the hospital....maybe I'll buy all my friends a sticker that says "I speed up for Canines"

"WARNING--> BABY ON BOARD"
Let me tell you...it's a good thing I saw your sign cause I was just about to speed up and plow my vehicle smack dab into the rear end of your automobile. I've noticed when seeing one of these "Warning" signs that drivers for blocks around immediately slow down, grip their steering wheel and proceed with extreme caution. I suppose also that you're saying that every other age group who happens to be riding in a car doesn't deserve any warning....as their life is not as important or meaningful as your offspring....

"I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS"
Ah..My favorite.
Yes sir...I "support our troops".... Gosh ..you know...that's strange, cause every person I've ever known absolutely despises our troops.
In fact, a bunch of us got together and had Congress pass a law that prohibits our tax dollars going for those pesky Troops and giving them food, water and guns and such. But YOU, unlike any body else "Supports Our Troops".
Let me tell you pal...We'll see how much you "Support Our Troops" when they get home, get back into their civilian clothes, try to get a job, have no health care, have to fight with the likes of greedy-ass corporations like Wal-Mart, work for shit wages and are so Shell-Shocked that a large share of them are sleeping in cardboard boxes eating out of garbage cans. We'll see who you Vote for so these same individuals can maybe go back overseas and fight some chicken-shit Blood-For-Oil war...while you parade down the street waving your phony "I support the Troops" Banner...

[blondeatlast]

1. "This truck is not for sale."

I've seen it twice no, and I don't get it at all.

[BlueJazz]

3. I think it has something to do with the person..

(who owns the truck).. thinks that his/her truck is so cool that everyone wants to buy the damn thing. ...Like as if we couldn't go buy one just like it.

[blondeatlast]

4. Weird--it was a piece of crap, pretty much.

But judging by the occupant, I think you're probably right.

[jedicord]

2. W '04

Makes me shake my head and shout "dumbass" everytime!