The script for the new Keanu Reeves movie...

[Sannum]

Here it is:


Woah.

:7

[Zuni]

1. Dude, my dad's the devil...hang 10 amigos!

Seriously, the only movie that Keanu actually fit in is Point Break (or Parenthood, where his character was perfect for him), and even then someone else could have played the part better.

I think Keanu is perhaps the worst actor of all the big names in Hollywood today

[Richard Steele]

9. No WAY!

C'mon man did you forget "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?

Talk about being BORN for a role!

No ONE could have played that better!

(get it? No 'ONE'...? I crack me up!)

[Zuni]

10. I'm sorry, that is the best Keanu role

I should be shot for overlooking Keanu's greatest moment on the Silver Screen

Wild Stallions!

[Obviousman]

2. lol

[WindRavenX]

3. I like Keanu...

...::ducks::

[MarianJack]

4. He Was a Good Bad Guy...

,,,in "Much Ado About Nothing" about 10-12 years ago.

[Dave Sund]

5. Bill and Ted

Was a funny one, in a stupid, lame sort of way.

I thought he was good in the original Matrix.

[Oddly Stevenson]

6. He also was pretty good....

...in Permanent Record, an early "my best friend committed suicide" movie that isn't half bad.

[UdoKier]

7. You forgot...

"Dude!"

[UdoKier]

8. Dupe. Delete.

nt

[spunky]

11. I thought this was going to be a script for A Scanner Darkly.

Dammit.

I hate Keanu. I'm still pissed they cast him in a movie based on a Philip K Dick novel. Stupid Hollywood.

[dean_dem]

12. "Dude, your mom is cute though"

"Shut up Ted!"

"Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?"

"SHUT UP TED!"

That movie still makes me laugh. I'm a simple, simple man.