Peter Pumpkinhead for President!

[Modem Butterfly]

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading wisdom and cash around
Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hurray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all
Emptied churches and shopping malls
When he spoke it would raise the roof
Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth!

But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hurray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame
Governments who would slur his name
Drugs and sex scandals failed outright
Peter merely said, "Any kind of love is all right!"

But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hurray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died grinning on live TV
Hanging there he looked a lot like you and an awful lot like me

But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hurray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead

[Squeech]

1. Thank you

That's a welcome earworm for a tedious day!