Have you, your pets, or anyone you know ever had explosive diarrhea?

[jswordy]

That would be an awesome weapon!

"Stand back...I have explosive diarrhea...and I WILL USE IT!!!!"

[On the Road]

1. Let's Put It This Way:

I have never actually exploded.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. My dog had projectile vomiting

that smelled like diarrhea.
:puke:

That was not a fun day.

[jswordy]

10. OH MAN! THAT IS ***IT**** RIGHT THERE!

"STOP...I have explosive diarrhea AND projectile vomiting! AND I WILL USE THEM!!!

THIS is how we will keep North Korea from nukular weapons. (Even though DaddyBush tried projectile vomiting on Japan, and they still flooded us with cars!)

[Modem Butterfly]

3. YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!!

You used me! And I can't stop laughing about it!

My dog had explosive diarehha once after he ate too much vanilla icecream. It was a loooonnnnnnngggg trip to the vet's office. The poor little guy would whine and shit, whine and shit, fart, shit, puke, whine, shit, puke and shit, fart, and whine. He was a fifty pound Chow Chow and we had a very extensive grooming session when all was said and done. My partner's car still smells like kibble and shit.

[jswordy]

12. Hi there! Stole this topic from your post about double-dipping dog mouths!

YOU ARE A GODDE!

Heh. Go look. I even posted over there, "sounds like a new thread coming."

Heheheheh.

[AlCzervik]

4. when my daughter was getting her first tooth

it was quite a mess.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Just yesterday, in fact.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

6. * has it every time he talks

Or at least it smells like it.

[jswordy]

14. Whatchagot? Smellivision? KEWL!!!

[ClintonTyree]

7. My dog ate an entire bag of Oreo cookies once..................

this dog could jump like a kangaroo. She jumped up on the counter while we were gone and ate (almost, save a few) the entire bag of Oreos. That was one sick dog. Her stomach bulged out like it was going to burst, then..............projectile diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. Hours of it. She made it through, but she would never go near an Oreo again, not even a little piece of one. Smart dog. I really miss her. :cry:

[Fridays Child]

8. Had a dog, once, that literally covered every surface of the room...

...he was in--floor, walls, desktop, window, etc.--with explosive diarrhea. That was when I learned to put Vicks VapoRub under my nose when cleaning up stinky messes.

[DulceDecorum]

16. Thanks for the tip.

I am going to keep that one.
I found that biting the very tip of my tongue effectively stops the gag reflex.

[seriousstan]

9. Is that measured as standing or sitting stool velocity?

[Richardo]

11. Hey everybody! I'm back from my scrumptious lunch of beef goulash...

Oh :puke:

[Padraig18]

13. Most tasteless lounge thread EVER!

:wtf:

[jswordy]

15. Lighten up, Padraig18. Geez.

[Padraig18]

17. No, I don't believe I will.

What next, dead babies and pitchforks?

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Locking.

Bodily function thread and a particularly nasty one as well.


:puke: