It's a long time from today. Tell me how you die.

[Modem Butterfly]

Here's how I die:

I'm up to my neck in work, and I get really frustrated and decide to just go home at 7 PM. I'm on my way to my car, cursing my lousy, low-paying over-working job, when I'm mowed down by a streetsweeper. I die wishing I'd spent more time at work.

[Modem Butterfly]

1. Kicking my own post

:kick:

[politicaholic]

2. Complications from Cancer...

45 years from now I'll be in a home struggling with cancer, get a surgery and die from infection.

[ohiosmith]

3. Massive coronary at 119 when I am served with a paternity suit from the

Swedish Bikini Team

[Worst Username Ever]

4. From explosive diarreah

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2608198

[Modem Butterfly]

12. Good one!

[eyesroll]

5. Cancer.

On my mom's side:
My grandmother died of breast cancer that metastasized.
My uncle was successfully treated for breast cancer. (Yes, you read that correctly.)

On my dad's side:
My grandmother was successfully treated for breast cancer.
My grandfather was successfully treated for thyroid cancer.
My aunt died of metastasized breast cancer.
My uncle is currently being treated for a chronic form of leukemia that doctors say will likely kill him, but it could take decades.
My aunt was successfully treated for skin cancer.

My mom, dad, sister and I have thus far been lucky. But it's all over my family otherwise.

[Arkana]

6. Trampled by rampaging emus

[sniffa]

7. i faLL asLeep at the wheeL whiLe driving on the highway

or much sooner, i'm shot and martyred for my poLiticaL beLiefs. :P

[txaslftist]

8. In a neocon camp, like the rest of you...

and its not so long from today.

[Modem Butterfly]

11. Ooohhhh

A bit too close to home for me...

[txaslftist]

18. Okay, that was, perhaps, a little bleak...LOL

[democracyindanger]

9. While pissing on Chimpy's grave

Decades from now, I will be urinating on Chimpy's headstone, and a security guard will tazer me, short-circuiting my pacemaker.

[Mr. McD]

10. Shot by a jealous husband at 99.

[jswordy]

13. Massive heart attack.

It's in the cards.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Like Jack Lemmon In Bagger Vance

Heart just stops while i'm playing golf. Perfect!

The alternative would be to have my dog spill beer on my feet while i'm playing electric guitar and end up like the guy in Stone the Crows!
The Professor

[Modem Butterfly]

15. Now that has style!

[flvegan]

16. I'm 120 and the hottub party at the Playboy mansion gets a little out of

hand. Sure had fun, though.

[fortyfeetunder]

17. Probably kidney failure

It doesn't look good. My mom and her siblings were all diabetics and three of them had kidney failure. One is still left and on kidney dialysis.

I have to tell my MD's whatever meds they give me, must be gentle on the kidneys, I can at least fight off getting diabetes through diet and exercise, but I don't want to damage my kidneys...

However, fear I will succumb to the genetic curse...

[StopTheMorans]

19. i post one too many copycat threads, someone doesn't realize

my thread is a copycat, posts a serious reply to it, which i then reply to with a copycat of their serious reply. they track me down, and i die via brunt force trauma administered by beating by cat.

[Modem Butterfly]

20. ROFLMAO!

MEOW! SMACK! MEOW! SMACK!

[dean_dem]

21. Trying to drop a bomb on the Russkies....

Unfortunately, the release is busted so I jump on it. It finally releases, and I ride it like a horse all the way to the ground yelling "Yaaa-hooooo!!!!!"

Oh wait, that's not me....

[loudestchick]

22. Planning to be raptured. Have a blessed day!

:puke: :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Modem Butterfly]

23. It's the chorus line of puking smilies that make your post complete!

[yvr girl]

24. Hail of gun fire

just like in Bonnie and Clyde.