DUer asks: "What next, dead babies and pitchforks?"

[jswordy]

Sure, why not, I say.

But I'm still trying to figure out how the two are related.

Can you help?

[ohiosmith]

1. Yes

But I'll need wading boots and and a rain slicker.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. If that's what it takes.

:shrug:

[Richardo]

3. You never heard the old joke?

Q: How do you unload a truckload of dead babies?
A: Pitchfork

DB jokes were real big when I was in Jr High (late 60s, early 70s)

[sniffa]

6. how do you make a dead baby fLoat?

2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby.

if we can't make fun of dead babies, then the terrorists have aLready won!

[amazona]

4. in the late 70s/early 80s

there was a fad for "dead baby" jokes that often ended in a punchline which involved using pitchforks to toss around the dead babies in question. Is this what you're referring to?

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[BOSSHOG]

7. Its worse than Cat Juggling

[jswordy]

9. Soirry...I skipped those decades...

...which is why I am only 27! Heheheh.

[mark414]

11. the fad has come back with a vengeance

what's the best way to stop a baby from swinging?

with a shovel

[Modem Butterfly]

5. GET OUT OF MY BRAAAAAAINNNNN!!!!!!

You TOTALLY stole my idea! Geez!




I think we must be on the same wavelength or something, because I just tried to start a new thread titled, "The OFFICIAL guide to dead babies and pitchforks,". If my phone handn't rang...

[jswordy]

8. "I think we must be on the same wavelength or something"

This could be an ominous development!

ROFLMAO!

[Modem Butterfly]

12. Maybe we're just equally tasteless!

:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

13. Yes, we are absolute BOORS...ennit FUN?!?!?!?!

[Worst Username Ever]

10. Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

[Modem Butterfly]

14. For your viewing displeasure

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?

You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!