Over by the window, there's a pack of cigarettes.

[txaslftist]

Not my brand, you understand, sometimes a girl forgets.

[candy]

1. And your point is?

[txaslftist]

3. She forgets to hide them. I know who left them smokes behind.

She'll say, "aw, he's just a friend."
And I'll say, "Oh, I'm not blind."

[On the Road]

2. Hey, that Rhymes!

Are those song lyrics?

[txaslftist]

4. Free fellatio from Gannon to the DUer who can finish this verse...

and name the artist.

[McKenzie]

6. I'll give the prize to charity

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/rupert-holmes/him.html

[txaslftist]

7. Hey now, that's cheating.

You gotta type 'em from memory, not just google 'em.

I'm gonna have to post another one now.

[jswordy]

5. Bum me one! I'm dyin' fer a square!!!