A Day in the Life of Henry VIII - Democratic Underground

Blue-Jay

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Thu Feb-10-05 03:03 PM
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A Day in the Life of Henry VIII

Wake Up
Fuck the queen
Take a shit
Kill the queen
Eat six chickens
Get married
Kill the new queen
Eat a cow
Take a shit
Start dating
Belch for an hour
Eat a sheep
Kill my date
Defy the pope
Eat a goat
Take a shit
Fuck a bishop
Get engaged
Kill my fiancee
Eat a pig
Marry a pig
Kill the pig
Eat the pope
Vomit
Go to sleep

George Carlin

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prolesunited

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Thu Feb-10-05 03:31 PM
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1. Aaaah! Wouldn't that be the life

Jealous?

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