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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 03:09 PM
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My Doc needs to trim her fingernails. Well, one of them anyway.
But the ol' prostate is sound. Life over 40 isnt
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 03:12 PM
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1. tmi, dude.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 03:17 PM
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2. Whatever
When you get any kind of procedure on your round appendages like women have to get (i.e. mammograms), then we'll throw some sympathy your way. Not until.......

Sorry, just had my yearly ob/gyn visit on Tuesday. I can empathize with you, but that's all.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 03:28 PM
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4. I dont know how y'all do it
Honest to goodness
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 03:23 PM
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3. Heheheheh....
Edited on Thu Feb-10-05 03:24 PM by jswordy
Guy goes in to the doc for a prostate exam. He's bent over and the doc snaps on the glove. He says,

"Hey doc, can you use two fingers when you do this?"

"TWO fingers???" the doc asks, incredulous.

"Yeah buddy, I want to get a second opinon!"



I dunno...I guess a prostate exam ain't a BODILY FUNCTION...we'll see...
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 06:43 PM
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5. Well, as my friend said to his doctor...
under similar circumstances: "That BETTER be yr. finger..."

:spank:
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