It's 7:48 in Auburn Hills, MI. Time for a Q&A with MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

Lay down your questions before me. Unless you're a big fat scaredy cat!

[hollywood926]

1. Were you at that Pistons game?

And if so, were you one of the people who hit the player over the head with a chair? And if so, were you drunk?

[MrScorpio]

2. No to all the above

But if you care to meet me in Detroit, I'm sure that I can have that entire experience arranged for YOU!

[iconoclastic cat]

3. What the hell should I do with my life?

[MrScorpio]

8. Go to Amsterdam

And be really, really BAD

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Thanks, but I couldn't leave Mrs. IconCat! And she couldn't partake...

[Bok_Tukalo]

4. Is every day I go to bed without eating the bullet a good day?

<eom>

[MrScorpio]

9. It sure is

But if you ask me, you need to think about finding another way to get your daily allowance of vitamins and minerals

[New Earth]

5. am i gonna get hired permanently at my job?

pweeeez?

[MrScorpio]

13. You love that place

And when they realize how much love you have for it, they'll be afraid that you'll turn into a stalker.

Make sure to fit in and do a bang up job. I'm sure things will turn out alright.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Am I my brother's keeper?

Because...I don't know where he's got off to...

[JimmyJazz]

11. Awwww! Did you steal BigMcLargeHuge's mod thingy????

I'm telling!

BTW - for a bit of authoritative presence in the lounge, I would add this to my sig line:

[MrScorpio]

17. I didn't take it

And if it shows up on Ebay, it's not my fault

[JimmyJazz]

19. I meant Estimated Prophet - but it would look good on you, too...

Well, so would nuffin' but that's neither here nor there....Oh wait, maybe it is there! :P

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Nope, he retired

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Oh Yeah! Well then, why does he have a black eye and a bruise

on his cheek? I'm just asking....

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Oh nah, I didn't beat him up. Not my style

I would have cursed him with locusts or something.

[MrScorpio]

14. Next time remember to lock the cage after feeding time

Hopefully, he'll find his way back home

[petronius]

7. My Globex stock really tanked after the world domination thing.

Should I sell it and take the loss, or do you anticipate a return to profitability as you rebuild the corporation?

[MrScorpio]

15. You have more money?

We have more stock.

Don't be a cheapskate.

[salin]

12. so what sport will the future "Detroit Hybreds" Play?

[MrScorpio]

16. They be the first two sport TEAM ever

Ice hockey and water polo

[salin]

18. AKA Water Hockey!

Watching them try to keep that puck floating is, in itself, worth the cost of admission!

[NNadir]

23. What is the mean molecular speed of Neon-20 at 298K?

What is the mean free path of this isotope in air at 101250 Pa?

[MrScorpio]

30. Fourteen

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

[AlCzervik]

24. Oh i love question time!!! ok....

i was thnking of replacing the shifter knob in my car with one those cool brushed stainless steel looking ones, is it worth it?

[MrScorpio]

26. Who doesn't love a smooth feeling metal knob?

It's better to work that stick with

[AlCzervik]

28. thanks for the confirmation, you never let me down.

[AngryAmish]

25. How does it feel to have the awesomest, most kick-ass b-day?

10/27 baby!!!!!!

[MrScorpio]

27. It, My Friend...

IS DAH BAAAAAHHHMB!!!

[texas1928]

29. Can you solve this game?

http://www.deviantart.com/view/14864502/

[texas1928]

31. Well I guess you couldn't since you did not answer me.

[MrScorpio]

32. You solved it dude

I followed your instructions and beat it

With spinning circles and all.

You are da man!

[texas1928]

33. Yeah after a few choice words for the designer

I just had to razz you that you did not answer my question.